Crocodile Wank

The term used to define the act of male masturbation using tears as lubrication, be they your fresh or previously collected, your own or someone else's.

Nathan was understandably extremely upset when informed that we were running late to meet him. we were later informed that he took himself off for a Crocodile wank in private upon hearing the news, to both ease the pain but also put it to good use.

by Tyamm January 6, 2017

Crocodile Smiles

Being fake to someone. Acting like you're cool with someone then going and talking shit behind their back. Similar to crocodile tears but more of a "happy" fake.

Person 1: Hey brother! How's it going dude?
Person 2: I ain't your brother. Fuck you and your crocodile smiles.

by DIABOLIC4L June 23, 2007

crocodile mudslinger

When a girl bites down on you nutsack and causes you to erupt an explosive soupy shit on her face.

That nigger must have gotten a crocodile mudslinger last night cause he be stinkin'.

by Curtis E Bearr January 2, 2009

Crocadiller

The redneck version of saying "crocadile"

holy shit my cousin arm was bitten off by a crocadiller

by Phython74 June 25, 2009

crocadillapig

really horrid looking female

"I had too much to drink last night and pulled this bird, when I woke up next to her in the morning I suddenly became aware she was a right crocadillapig".

by Timmy27 October 18, 2006

Crocodile Humper

An Australian person that nobody likes.

Bro, you see that guy with the annoying accent over there?
Yeah, hes a crocodile humper

by Oorwlly January 20, 2023

Cockadile Tears

When a girls develops tears in her eyes due to a cock down her throat while giving a blowjob.

Jane had my cock so deep down her throat she starting crying cockadile tears.

by TheRoyal11 June 7, 2011