by FilthyMan69 December 23, 2007
A miniature, usually woodland animal, that enjoys burrowing to avoid being smushed by large objects.
by Brandon September 19, 2003
a critter is a rper who has shitty icons and often does weird things like show emotions in brackets in the middle of comments. they frequent rpvents and get their name from referring to their characters as critters. there is a debate over whether or not they are better writers than most but when it comes down to it they don't care as they are just having fun
"I'm sorry my critter broke up with yours. It's all his fault, not mine! I can't control his actions."
by lolrp February 18, 2009
Crittering, now an extremely prestigious and rewarding sport, was born of several ingenious high schoolers at Wellsboro Area High School, which is located in northern Pennsylvania. This sport, which most heavily relies on booze, involves driving backroads all night, listening to 80's music, consuming exorbitant amounts of alcohol, and then when the time comes, running over and beating wild animals to death with sticks. The typical animal would be either a porcupine, an opposum, a rabbit, or skunk if we are feeling that hard (We usually are) The conventional weapon of choice is an object that is both heavy and blunt: medieval maces, axe handles, baseball bats, pieces of chairs with nails through them, and finally the most glorious of all weapons, the two-by-four. Camaraderie, self-sacrifice (Ed), and vehicular-sacrifice (also Ed) are also large components of crittering. When it comes down to it we just hate PETA and beat hippies. "For every animal you don't eat we're going to beat three."
"My god man, I can't believe how far that opossum flew through the air when you punted it. Crittering is the best sport on the planet!"
"It's not that I hate animals...I just really despise PETA."
"OPOSSUM!!!"
"It's not that I hate animals...I just really despise PETA."
"OPOSSUM!!!"
by BeatHippies January 10, 2006
lowest form of a human being also known as a loser. Ugly on the inside as much as the out. Dirty cold hearted and only cares for itself.
Look who she's with now the cold hearted loser,
lowest girl i know.
Lol man she's one ugly dirty critter.
lowest girl i know.
Lol man she's one ugly dirty critter.
by critters October 17, 2014
a sleazy, shifty-eyed person who creeps around making eveyone feel uncomfortable.
usually male, but i guess could be female theoretically
usually male, but i guess could be female theoretically
by andy mc g September 27, 2006
In a casino, a floor games supervisor tasked with both wearing old suits and watching the dealers and players.
by Spivnick in Chains December 18, 2011