Critter 

Any human that can be discribed as any of the fallowing

:fat, greasy, smelly, poor, nasty, very stupid, or ugly. A term normaly said by rich snotty pretty people

Ugh, look at that critter crew! Stay away or you will stink for days son!

Critter by rich kid. June 14, 2009

critter 

An unattractive female. often resembling a RAT.

Dat bitch is UG-LEE she is a robeast
she is a critter

critter by John Belushi May 6, 2003

Critter 

A small mammal, usally furry and somewhat rabid. One may to refer to a person as a critter as a derogatory word. IE a small boy with mental problems and an undesireable personality. Annoying and Repulsive.

*random name* is such a critter, I mean can't he sit still for 5 seconds??

Critter by Niloc March 11, 2005

critter 

Female organ.

When making sweet love down by the fire, special attention needs to be paid to the critter.

critter by Snappy July 13, 2003

critter 

another word for a dirty vagina

ewww shit leah blackburn got some crabs on her critter

critter by leah black June 3, 2009

critter 

that smooth pink luscious moist haven that women have just for lickin and sniffin'

i stuck my face in her critter to taste her essence and swallow the spurts that come from within.

critter by gunther July 13, 2004

critter 

A term used for an extremely ugly girl

Damn that girl is a critter
Blacker loves the critters

critter by Shit Show September 28, 2006