critical mass

The weight at which a person looks their best or has their best figure.

Beyonce was at critical mass while filming "The Fighting Temptations".

by lovell May 26, 2005

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critical mass

a collective group of people who join together for a greater cause.

the kids saw the pigs comming down the street, and all formed a critical mass and pushed the dumpster into the middle of the street and set in on fire.

by sam March 14, 2005

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critical mass

What you yell at the climax of phone sex, if you are a fat sweaty nerd who lives with his parents and has no job at 20.

" uh uh uh.... critical mass... did i tell you my name was paul? "
*thankyou for calling kids helpline*

by grouter55 July 13, 2003

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1. What happens when you get two or more bicycle enthusiasts in a room. Typical topics of conversation include: How much their bikes/components/spandex bodysuits cost; How cyclists get no respect from motor vehicles, which they totally deserve and ought to fight for, even though the usual rules of the road--like stoplights, crosswalks, and one-way streets--obviously don't apply to bicycles; and What brand of toe clip/leg wax/douchenozzle is appropriate for race day?

2. The world's largest monthly circlejerk.

CABBIE: Sorry sir, it looks like we have a delay.
PASSENGER: Can't we go around?
CABBIE: Nope, they got the whole road shut down. Looks like some kind of douche pride parade.
PASSENGER: Oh, it's that time of the month: Critical Masturbation.

by Harry Bergdorf May 3, 2010

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