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A mix up of deciding to say Crap or Shit when your parents scare you.
Holy Crit!
by Real_Logololl November 30, 2017
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Originally derived from the gaming community as an abbreviation for a"critical hit", The term Crit is a newly emerged racist term directed primarily towards Christians who purposely engage in discussions of Atheists, Muslims or other ethnic/unethnic groups to provoke or convert those in he discussion.

Crits ted to generally be straight, white, Right-Wing bigots with little respect for other races, religions, or sexual preferences; and usually support the same ideals as the U.S. Republican party, along with the movements for "white-oppression" and "heterosexual rights". They are also mixed up in the many controversies that the Republican party covers such as 911, The Moon Landing, and the Liberal government's supposed ploy to disarm all Americans and take over.
"I just couldn't get through to the guy. He just kept rambling on about the government taking over. What a Crit."

"So you're telling me that if the bible stated that 2+2=5 you'd believe it? Looks like we've gota Crit over here.
by Can'tfindpseudonym May 8, 2014
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the dead skin inbetween your ass hole and your balls located on the gooch
shit man whats that in your shorts

just some crit man no worrys
by evan balla J March 17, 2008
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Crit is a nickname for the name Christopher. Crit is a goofy young man. He is the best in lacrosse. He is the funniest person you can ever meet! He gets angry very. Even when he’s mad at you, he will always come back. He is shy around new people, but when you get to know him, he has a bubbly personality! When people first meet Crit, they are astonished by his beauty. He is so charming and loved by most.

Vanessa: Shila, do you see Crit over there?? *points to Crit*
Shila: Oh…..My……Gosh. How does he always look so good?? *waves nervously at him*
Vanessa: OMG he’s walking over here! Act cool. Don’t embarrass me!

*both girls fix their hair and turn to look at him*
*crit walks up*
Crit: Hey girls!
*both girls blush nervously*
Crit: Do you remember what the math homework was?
Vanessa: y-ye-yes i-it was page umm.. 17! Yeah 17! That’s it!
Crit: Hah thanks! See ya tomorrow Shila.

*Crit walks away*
Vanessa: What the heck no way you are stealing him from me. Why did he say bye to you and not me?! You don’t deserve him.

Shila: He obviously wants to be with me and not you.
by sofidoff June 24, 2022
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"He's got crit aat!?"
by JO!? August 28, 2008
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an easier, shorter way to call someone a hypocrite.
that kids a crit, he used to be against smoking and ever since he tried it he smokes every day
by queenkilla December 3, 2009
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A crude way of sayingpubic hair”.
Jen’s little sister is turning into a rebel. Yesterday she called her classmate a “cooch crit”.
by JohnnieWillis January 10, 2019
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