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orange rice crispy

shredded up vagina. vagina that is bleeding excessively.
damn i smashed that vagina so hard it turned into a orange rice crispy
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Rice Crispy Dick

When a man smashes up rice crispies, inserts them up his pee hole, and proceeds to jack off on a girl, excreting a rice crispy treat like substance.
Brian: "Suck on my rice crispy dick bitch! Its delicious!!"

Megan: "I love rice crispy treats!!"
by rcd101 March 29, 2009
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Rice-crispy taco

When a girl has genital warts so bad her vagina (taco) looks like a rice crispy treat.
"Dude I was going down on this girl and she totally had a rice-crispy taco."
by Dick Wood. February 11, 2018
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Rice crispy stick

When you put your wang in a light socket & turn the switch on until it's crispy.
Dude last Saturday I went to glen's house & we tried Rice crispy stick..
by Fifty cal December 17, 2010
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Snap, Crackle, and Pop (Rice Crispies)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Snap, Crackle, and Pop (Rice Crispies)
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 20, 2025
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rice crispy hair

when you got rise crispy hair it means your hair is crunch and as dry as a rice cripy, like when you use to much edge control of gel that rice crispy hair because is cruncy on the outside.
"yo boboqwisha, you bot rise crispy hair."
"eww fix you rice crispy hair."
"you are not coming to my house with that rise cripy hair!"
by scoopdedewhop8 March 22, 2021
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The Rice crispy shortage of 2021

In 2021 somewhere in America A very small Town a Rice crispy shortage happened i’m not sure how The shortage happened but it did
Person 1 Time to buy some rice crispies for the party

Person 2 you know there’s a shortage of Rice Krispies right?

Person 1 wait what

Person 3 it’s the Rice crispy shortage of 2021!
by Grunt who likes potatos December 24, 2021
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