Crumpocalypse

The act of consuming insane amounts of crumpets.

Person 1: I'm so glad we're going to the crumpet factory.
Person 2: Yeah, I'm going to eat so many crumpets, it's going to be a crumpocalypse!

by Crumpetcruzza October 19, 2012

Crimson Bile

Massachusetts band formed in 2006. They have been compared to Linkin Park, Rage Against the Machine, Rehab and other great musical acts. However, comparisons can’t begin to describe this unique talented band that skillfully mixes metal, rock and rap for a sound that is truly their own and is adored by their ever-growing fan base.

The band is comprised of vocalists - Matt Joyce and Tony Santilli, guitarist- Chris Burrows, bassist – Donny Hayes and drummer – Sean Duby.

The members bring varied styles and influences to create the band’s recognizable sound which combined with the creative lyrics allows for their fans to be exposed to moving music that in someway resonates with all who hear it and gets their heads bobbing in the process.

The band is set to release their new studio album in 2010.

The Crimson Bile show on Saturday rocked!

by CrimsonBileBabe October 5, 2009

Crimping

A form of scat singing usually performed as a duo. First invented and developed by Vince Noir and Howard Moon. Often Characterized by lines of interconnecting verse usually referencing abstract imagery, concepts and characters.

He is crimping on stage right now.
At tea she showed everyone how well she could crimp.

The Soup Song

Soup, soup,
A tasty, soup, super spicy,
Carrot and coriander,
Chilli chowder,
Crouton, crouton, crunchy friends in a liquid broth,
I am gazpacho, oh,
I am a summer soup, mmm,
Miso, Miso, fighting in the dojo, Miso, Miso,
Oriental prince in the land of soup!

by Dan Harding January 6, 2009

crimp

is a song sung between two or more people (though very difficult with more than two people), which unlike a duet is completely unpractices and is made up on the spot, with two minds so completely in sync they work as one, practiced by Noel Fieldings and Julian Barratt the mighty Boosh on BBC3

the pancake crimp
eggs, milk and flour, pancake power,
look at his milky yellow sunshine face
flip it now flip it good oo
flip it now flip it good oo
some are salt
some are sweet
some are fruit
some are meat

the time we used the chive
it really came alive!
edbile frisbies
springtime tuesday

by Tuesdays Gone January 6, 2008

Crispolish

Crispolish - Adjective
1.) Used to describe something or someone that is clean or fresh

2.) Referring to a situation where something comes in clutch

1.) "Those rims you put on the Benz are crispolish"

"Did you see my brother rockin the bow tie at the wedding? He was looking real crispolish"

2.) "I can't believe you missed the game last night. They made such a crispolish play to end it in overtime"

by TheRealZu March 1, 2015

Chimpollagy

Chimpollagy Is when you grab a human child and replace it with a (chimp) then you use the child's bones for (chicken feed) and use the child's meat for feeding the chimps and breeding them to replace more children until all humans are replaced with chimps.

My dad practices chimpollagy.

by Bunyip_master November 10, 2019

pie crimper

Someone of low intelligence, who if not flipping burgers and offering "is that large", will be working in greggs serving low grade offal to single mothers who force sausage rolls down their 2 year old childrens necks.

Ohh look at her, she is a right pie crimper

by Perruzo December 7, 2009