Cabbaged

Jake feels cabbaged after work. He’s tired after work.

I’m absolutely cabbaged after my day at work

by Hannahfranc1s March 10, 2020

Cribbage

Noun:
Ejaculatory fluid

Verb:
1. To engage in passionate sexual intercourse, often ending in (2).
2. To ejaculate on a sexual partner's face.

I totally cribbaged all over that slut's face last night. She was just dripping with cribbage.

by B_Rich October 21, 2009

crabbage

1) A genteic mutation between a crab and a cabbage, creating an evil mutant vegetable with legs, claws and eyes.
2) A crab salad.

1. 'Run for your lives! Godzilla is fighting a crabbage!'
2. 'Hmm, I think I shall go to Marks and Sparks and buy some crabbage.'

by Stephen W. Thomas May 13, 2005

cribbace

Slang for crib, which is slang for house.

Wanna come to my cribbace tonite and look at my baseball card collection?

by daveyblanco September 3, 2011

cabbaged

the act of turning ones school bag inside out, putting the contents back in and zipping up the bag, usually performed in schools

dude! i've been cabbaged

by Da Scrummage King May 7, 2010

cabbaged

stole, acquired, borrowed with little regard for returning it.

His shit was just layin out, so I cabbaged on to it.

by t-bonz January 27, 2005

cabbaged

Dear Editors: I sent this in before but without a valid email address, since I need to post an email to get published, I have reposted.

(UK) Inebriated, usually as a result of consuming too much cannabis, although it can apply to a state of severe (though not particularly unpleasant) intoxication from various drinks and drugs. See monged.

Etymoligy: To be "cabbaged" is to be in a self-imposed "vegetative state" Geddit?

(annoying cockney accent) "...So 'Erbert came round, and we smoked up a couple of pure skunk cones and got compeltely fackin' cabbaged... it was wicked, blindin', sorted..." etc, etc, etc...

by Andy April 2, 2005