Creaning

Spending so much time at the tanning salon that your skin appears orange.

After another session of creaning, he looked like a cross between Tom Arnold and an Oompa Loompa.

by illinoisportsfan April 30, 2009

cretinoid

a person clasified as a cretin or other primary example of a subnormal, defectictive puttyhead.

Take back your cretinoid logic you shiteball.

by Anonymous September 24, 2002

Tom Crehan

Tom Crehan is a very quiet guy who does not like any attention. He does have an incredible amount of acne on his forehead which makes it hard for people not to look at him. Tom also does not enjoy camera attention at all. If you point any camera at him he will cover his face and run away or inflict physical harm upon the person pointing the camera at him. Tom has a very short temper and often does things he most certainly regrets. Tom is a natural athlete but doesn't try at all or work whatsoever. He also has very attractive sisters.

Tom Crehan was at the beach and saw girls so he ran away.

by TANKILORD February 12, 2019

Creaning

kicking a player off the team.

See also: Spring Creaning: the annual creaning that takes place in spring to make room for more players.

Once again, Crean's season is over before the NCAA tournament begins. Looks like it is time for spring creaning. Better tell his players to start looking for back up plans in case they get spring creaned.

by IU SPAStastic August 4, 2009

Cretin trolls

The idiots who define people's names on Urban Dictionary. Despite the fact that it clearly states you shouldn't define people's names, the submissions page is filled with many from these people. Usually the same people who can "hack" Wikipedia by hitting the edit button. Usually high school aged children in elementary school.

Urban Dictionary needs a filter for Cretin trolls.

by Tyler Menezes November 10, 2007

creeanomax

Another way of describing a fly automobile.

Man that Pinto is Creeanomax, yo!

by Yellow Man Ace January 16, 2004

Creaney

The owner of sarcasm, she will eat you alive.

Oh my god, could she be more creaney?!

by RRODDIEE March 4, 2009