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Cretard

(n). A credit-challenged individual. i.e. Someone unable to secure suitable financing.
Brian is a cretard. He's definitely cretarded. No bank will take him.
by Blue_Genes December 12, 2010
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Cretard

Man, stop acting like a cretard.
by cretard October 23, 2008
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Crewtard

A crewtard is a NASCAR crew chief that is so stupid, every mechanic on the team could do a better job.
"We run like a bag of trash every week because our crewtard thinks he is smarter than everyone else in the garage."
by Dennit Racing October 18, 2012
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Cretard

It's an abbreviation of "Cringey" and "Retard". When used you are calling someone, or something a "cringey retard".
Man that guy is such a Cretard, right?
by DavyJonesSweatySocks October 18, 2017
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Creamtard

Offensive slang that only applies to an individual who prefers white chocolate over dark chocolate.
Mike: Look at that creamtard eating white chocolate, even milk chocolate would be more acceptable.
Amy: Creamtard? I think the correct word is racist!
by o pisica February 15, 2022
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Cretard

Cretard
noun /ˈkri -tɑ d/ informal, mildly derogatory

Definition:
A driver of a Hyundai Creta known for exhibiting legendary levels of road entitlement, dramatic lane switches, and an allergy to indicators. Typically spotted honking at red lights,flashing high beams or parking diagonally across three spots.

Origin:
Early 2020s, from Creta (a compact SUV by Hyundai) and a playful twist on dunce, denoting someone with more horsepower than brainpower.

Cultural Note:
Often seen as the alpha species of Indian urban traffic chaos. Not to be confused with rally drivers—they at least follow rules.
Ohh he is honking, he must be a Cretard
by Neooo June 25, 2025
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