Creampostor

The Ruler of Kingdom cum, The OG Creamer, The one who creams, That Sussy Impostor that creams. The Creampie Baker. That one guy who produces enough cream for all the sperm banks. A person who is sus and horny at all times. A total bricktomaniac.

Damn, Tom‘s the Creampostor. Think he‘ll spare me some cream aswell? I want him to fill me with his delicious gobba gobba!!!

by le Crèmeposteur November 24, 2022

creampound

When someone filled with cream explodes.

Person 1: *screaming*

Person 2: "DON'T CREAMPOUND!"

Person 1: *Explodes*

Person 2: "SHIT, THEY CREAMPOUNDED ALL OVER ME"

by hiwsphruwyd June 21, 2023

crampon

sworn enemy of hotrock.
not as powerful or cool, but they'll do.

is it a bird? is it a plane? no! it's crampon! no wait it's a plane.

by hardcore tomas January 5, 2007

creamon

A newly discovered particle; first traces found in Jo's cream. Sub-atomic constituent of germanics.

Your mum likes creamons.

by Kernaldo de Wanka November 6, 2003

Creampow

The act of cumming inside someone then sucker punching them in the face.

Jackson:"My girlfriend wanted to spice things up in the bedroom"
Tyler:"Oh yeah, what did you two do?"
Jackson:"I creampow'd her"

by A Marshadow March 4, 2021

Creampound

To cum and cover someone up like a cake with frosting.

I creampound girls every single day.

by UrbanGeralds June 21, 2023

creampomp

The ability to smell the future

I creampomped!

by Saysjay July 13, 2023