Cap cramps

Cap cramps are cramps that you get in your stomach and sometimes intestines from eating really spicy foods high on the scoville scale or hot peppers that you are not used to. Cap cramps are spice cramps. This is followed by scoville craps (spicy butt).

I ate 25 cayenne peppers and got cap cramps.

by HawaiianPunch1 February 2, 2022

wanker's cramp

British slang:
To wank is slang for masturbating, usually understood to be carried out on a man by someone of either sex.

Wanker's cramp is laughingly used to describe any hand pain, with the understood meaning that the person with the pain often masturbates.

You say your hand hurts. You must have wanker's cramp.

by soreofhing July 6, 2009

the cramps

a good Psychobilly/Punk band

the cramps are still around and have been since 76!

by LL138 June 21, 2008

Cramps

That pain that Satan blesses girls with so he can let them know what hell feels like once a month for a week. It's also the reason every girl wished they were a guy.

"Omg, I hate Cramps! I wish I was a guy!"

by $ammi3 September 14, 2016

cramps

a pain that comes from hell and affects girl during that "time of the month" feels a lot like dying.

my cramps were so bad I even fainted

by satanma December 21, 2014

Anthony Caspanello

The leader of the new-age cult, Caspanelloism. Also well-known by his pseudonym, Thoy.

Being Caspanelloists, we worshipped Anthony Caspanello every day.

by Ebag Nigel Gunther March 7, 2015

cramps

A thing that happens when a female has a period.. It hurts like a bitch and makes you feel like shit and feels like someone is hitting you with a fucking baseball bat.. Repeatedly

"I'm going to kill a bitch if these cramps don't go away"

by xrelatablechickx March 6, 2016