Crasian

A crazy Asian. Typically Crasians reveal their crazy antics while driving motorized vehicles or otherwise maneuvering through public places.

A car almost hit me as I was walking into the supermarket today. Yes, the driver was a Crasian.

A woman's shopping cart ran over my foot in the supermarket today. Yes, the woman was a Crasian.

by bromine36 October 8, 2011

pro-crastination

An intense phenomenon. Not simple or lazy - but characterized by a professional aptitude for semi-productive distraction. (aka: productive-procrastination or professional-procrastination)

Harvard kid: "Did you complete that tech paper for Prof Eshion?"
Bill: "Nope, I got distracted building a software company - I might drop out. You in?"

Lucifer: "Hey, Almighty, did you make that new angel I asked for last week?"
God: "I was distracted ... by Creation."
Lucifer: "Now that's Miltonic pro-crastination. Didn't think that was doable. Look at it - it's huge."

by A cambridge Spyo March 30, 2010

Craisian

Crazy person of asian decent. Usually found in large groups,causing car accidents, or doing funny exercises in public.

Did you see that! that Craisian just put on his right turn signal and went left!

by mezkicksass December 13, 2007

crashing police horses

1. (v) A Lesbian sex act where two partners interlock their spread legs and grind their vulvae together to stimulate each others clitoris to orgasm.

2. (v) when a male or female has two penises inserted any combo of his/her mouth, anus, or vagina, but is most commonly done in the anus and vagina

1. Dude did you see those two chicks crashing police horses in the bathroom?

2. Last night me and my buddy crashed police horses with the girl from my biology class. It was incredible and uncomfortable all at the same time.

by tdac90 June 19, 2010

Cone crashing

The best way of describing how to aggressively ride a guy while he's lying down, letting you do the work.

Heather was so excited that Paul returned from leave that she was cone crashing him all night.

Brandon had to make up an excuse for why he was late, but it was worth it since he finally got Brett to cone crash him before work.

by Cone crasher January 8, 2010

gate crashing a cocktail party

When one unintentionally tags along or goes to an event that one may not be wanted at. One feels like the proverbial fifth wheel and like one is intruding and that one is not wanted. A very awkward situation.

Greg: I ended up going out to eat with Sarah's family last night.
Jeff: Really?
Greg: yeah, the problem it that it was a welcome home dinner for her sister.
Jeff: man, you totally gate crashed their cocktail party.

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Sarah: Greg gate crashed my family's cocktail party!
Georgette: bummer.

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Georgette: friends don't let friends go around gate crashing a cocktail party.
Jeff: ...awkward...

by Georgette July 20, 2008

Crashing noise

The sound of the fourth wall being broken by an errant link.

That crashing noise was the sound of the fourth wall being broken by an errant link

by branpowerd October 23, 2007