crafty panda

a loud and blonde girl who is also nuts as fuck.

I met a sorority girl who seemed nice, but she was actually a crafty panda

by babybbbb963 July 25, 2011

Clarty

Something that is unclean/disgusting. West of Scotland version of the word.

That bin is totally clarty

by Jane Boulter April 2, 2003

Crasty

ADJ. Insult on someone or something. Crazy nasty. Disgusting.

She was eaten out by her dog. "That's crasty."

by SydsYeezy October 9, 2012

Crafty Crim

A top notch geezer with street smarts that pull off almost anything.

"Mate, how'd you get a 1kg of mamba?"

"I'm telling you, I'm a Crafty Crim."

by crftycrm May 16, 2016

crafty butcher

A male homosexual - one who likes to take his meat around the back.

"A fayre visaged manne was in the partee,
Lipsed of voyse, and limpe of wriste eek.
Ful wynsomme a crafty butcher was he,
We played heide thee sausage and I could not sitte downe for a weeke."
- Geoffrey Chaucer, Prologue to the Canterbury Tales

by HMB March 16, 2003

crafty sniff

when during fore play, run your fingers over the minge then casually brush them under your nose. Then you know if it's worth having sushi

pete ran his hand up janes leg and dipped his fingers in her pond... He didn't fancy a swim after the upwards breeze and the crafty sniff

by smellypoostick December 7, 2010

Crafty Butcher

A Homosexual, Mostly refering to Male homosexuality;
One who likes to have his meat taken around the back

Where would you like this meat put?
Round the back please, that's where I like it best
Oh I see you're a Crafty Butcher, can you open up then, I can't get in

by Matty/Boy March 9, 2007