crackoon

a white person who has been wearing sunglasses in the bright sun and has a tan (or sunburn) line much like that of a raccoons mask.

Man, that guy shouldn't have worn his sunglasses to this festival, he looks like a crackoon now!

by SleazyCSabotage November 29, 2011

Crankhole

Another word for rectum.

Oh bro, I could totally fit a beer bottle in her filthy Crankhole.

Me and the bros just got done running train on Nancy's Crankhole.

by Cadillac_Zach February 21, 2010

Crangoola

When you shove cranberries up your ass to mix with your turd so you can have a delectable meal while relieving yourself.

When the boys were having a potluck I decided to replace the chili sauce which my special crangoola.

by yessir_iamgay November 10, 2019

crankopotomas

An extremely cranky person

The boss is a crankopotomas today.

by CarioCgl February 22, 2017

Crackoon

A person on any type of upper, whom is totally unaware of how they look to the outside world; typically found inside donation bins at late hours of the night

"See what Scott got dumpster diving?"
"Ya, that crackoon is gonna bring back bed bugs one of these days"

by Tits m4g33 July 23, 2019

cranktown

Cranktown-
The place that you go when you're down and low cuz you can't get a blow cuz you don't have a ho so you jerk it ( masterbation )

Cranktown-
God damn I look sexy right now time to go to cranktown

by little joey fletcher October 27, 2015

crackoon

creature of the night; combination of a crackwhore and a racoon; one who is busted average

That girl is so busted average...what a crackoon

-She totally stole your boyfriend.

-I don't understand, she's ugly and acts like she's constantly on drugs.
-What a crackoon!

by crackoon August 1, 2009