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Crangoola

When you shove cranberries up your ass to mix with your turd so you can have a delectable meal while relieving yourself.
When the boys were having a potluck I decided to replace the chili sauce which my special crangoola.
by Vice Gaming November 10, 2019
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Denny Crane

Phrase used after a moment or action by the speaker characterised by a combination of supreme competence, arrogance, swagger ,charisma and a victorious outcome.

Also a character on TV show Boston Legal who is in my opinion a golden god and the greatest man alive.
During a bball game as some homie fell down after i broke his ankles i passed it off the heezy to myself and threw it down.
After a short pause i confidently and sharply stated "Denny Crane".
by Tim Morro July 10, 2006
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Ichabod Crane

To cancel something because of weather, even if the weather conditions aren't that severe.

Expression originated in a school district just outside Albany, NY called Ichabod Crane Central School District ,which would cancel school for snow, even if there were two flurries, or better yet, even if there was no snow.

Everybody in the Albany area wished they went to Ichabod Crane in the winter.
Well, even though it didn't rain, they went ahead and Ichabod Craned the picnic.

Well, there's a 20% chance of snow, so I guess we'll have to Ichabod Crane the road trip.
by Zadok the beast April 11, 2009
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Craneflying

The act of sneaking up on an unexpecting sleeping person, of any sex, whose mouth is open whilst they sleep; and proceeding to slowly dangle ones penis into said sleeping persons mouth.

For a 'cranefly' operation to be successful the victim must not wake and the alton towers theme tune must be playing throughout.
Jazeem wanted some fun. He was listening to the Alton Towers theme tune so decided to go craneflying.

Tom was sleeping soundly when Jazeem snuck into his room on all fours, shuffled over Tom's sleeping form and lowered his erect jewels into Toms dribling open mouth. Jazeem enjoyed this for some time until sneaking back out into the night.

Tom woke up with a mouth like a stale bukaki pot.
by Dan Patten October 18, 2006
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craniorectal disease

A disease or condition of having one's head lodged up their ass. See dubya
The prez has an uncurable case of craniorectal disease.
by headinass November 29, 2003
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craniorectumitis

a medical condition described as having your head up your ass.
that stupid motherfucker has craniorectumitis.
by super rhoid April 29, 2006
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worlds greatest crane man

The one man on the planet that is the beat on every type of hoisting device
John COMPTON is the worlds greatest crane man
by the hooist August 18, 2012
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