Crackwhore hours

when your drunk and high asf and have nothing else to say you yell crackwhore hours and jump off a random object in hopes of hurting yourself

Chad: mike what are you doing

Mike: crackwhore hours "jumps and splits head open"

by heyyyydumbbitchhere October 16, 2019

Cream Crackered

To be extremely tired and exhausted.
Rhyming slang for knackered.

Guy 1: Wanna go out later?
Guy 2: No thanks, I'm Cream Crackered.

by Teatard January 28, 2009

CrackWhore

Crack-Whore originally meant a bitch who would suck a drug-dealer's dick to get coke.
Now it is said to be any female that has, or just looks like she has a big-time crack problem. Looking skinny, pregnant, ghostly, ragged hair, tracksuit and fucked up.

Don't hookup with her, she a crack-whore.
Man that crack-whore shouldn't be allowed to keep those kids.

by Diego November 4, 2003

crackwhoremuch

something crack whores say to other crack whores who threaten them in someway or another

"what are you looking at""crackwhoremuch"???

usually followed by a"dont call me a ho""ya'll dont know me"

by nognome August 27, 2009

crackle my popcorn

An expression indicating that something has brought the speaker great pleasure...usually in a mind-blowing fashion.

Man, that just crackled my popcorn.
That song totally crackles my popcorn.
You crackle my popcorn.

by Alqualonde September 4, 2015

Crackle and titty spackle

When you're watching a movie on crackle and and you fuck her titties and spackle all over her tits after.

The act of watching crackle and spackling on her tits.
If you do this you will be a true crackle and titty spackle master.

by BeatingUpMidgets June 27, 2016

Snap Crackle Cock

Step One: moisten penis with mouth
Step Two: dip penis in pop rocks
Step Three: sip on soda of your choice and hold some in mouth

Step Four: perform felatio

repeat as necessary

"We went through a industrial size pack of pop rocks last night playing Snap Crackle Cock."

"Hey baby wanna snap crackle this Cock!!"

by Lentastic January 15, 2010