Cracker Jack

1. A substance which contains wheat, is hard and may contain sugar.
2. Usually a fraternity initiation which requires a person to eat a cracker with semen all over it. Like a Semen Sandwich but you swallow ;(

Harvey: How do I join your fraternity?
Wilson: You just have to eat a Cracker Jack.
Harvey: Is that it? I’ll do it.
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Harvey was horrifyed by what his frat initiators made him do.

by DYLkyrdrdy September 6, 2018

Cracker Jack

A white person who frantically tries to beat there dick so there dad doesn’t catch them

Also can be used as a method of jabaiting people into fucking you

I had to Cracker Jack before step sis caught me

by Bigboy_911 April 25, 2019

cracker jack

An exclaimation used in order to connote excitement, surprise or even disappointment.

"Cracker jack yo!" That n00b played us. The herb is bunk.

by Knattypheet August 25, 2006

cracker jack

When a male ejaculates into a shot glass filled with Jack Daniels whiskey and gives it to a female.

My girlfriends favorite drink is a cracker jack.

by shortcircuity2k November 9, 2008

Cracker Jack

A girl, not a guy, who is slightly odd in the head. Often has problems concerning her love life. The term cracker comes from her thoughts of eating an entire pack of crackers a couple days before. Jack comes from her thoughts of a guys dog who's name isn't even Jack. She will answer the oddest of questions without even asking you why you asked her them. If that last sentence confused you, you too may be a Cracker Jack.

That stupid Cracker Jack.



Did you see that girl who just ran into the door? She must be a Cracker Jack.



Shut up you dipshiv! You were better off as a Cracker Jack!

by The weirdest Allykins of all April 6, 2009

cracker jack

When a white man steals something, usually quickly. This is a rare occurance as theft is usually committed by negros and spicks. Often when this occurs, it is appropriate to yell out "damn, I just got cracker-jacked". Many white people who 'cracker jack' are drunk.

"Did you hear that Vinny got cracker jacked the other day?"


"Man, I wanna cracker jack that nigger over there. Teach him a lesson about superiority"

by The Nameless Man March 13, 2009

cracker jack

That idiot that just cut you off and slowed down below the speed limit. Or any other retard that pulled their license out of a cracker jack box

That cracker jack just hit the curb and ran in to a parked car.

by cafiend March 27, 2008