asprin cracker jacker

Someone who is so obsessed with "weiner pockets",that they take asprin and jack peoples crackers.

your mother is a asprin cracker jacker.

by Chris Garn, Al Herr October 9, 2007

Cracker Jacket

The white coat that physicians wear.

"No way, he's just a cracker jacket quack. He tried to use some voodoo magic medicine on me."

by TronX January 16, 2008

cracker jacked

when a black persons car gets jacked by a white person

hey DeAndre did you see Terrel get cracker jacked

by gfeuighfjkesh October 14, 2011

cracker jacket

The typical over large, drab sport coat worn by middle age, middle class white men on semi formal occasions.

My dad is wearing his cracker jacket to the neighborhood cookout.

by istoleyourlunch November 29, 2015

Cracker Jacked

when a white person either robs someone or beats someone in a game or sport. Can be used to emphasis an accomplishment. In rare occurences such as a white person dunking on someone else. It has also been used to describe a white person that is high on crack cocaine.

"You just got cracker jacked!"

"Pass that pipe honky, i wanna get cracker jacked"

by Prof. Ram Jam August 26, 2009

High School Jackel Cracker

A High School Jackel Cracker is usually a white bitch who treats her (yes it’s usually a woman) like a mattress! This woman? Usually hangouts in the janky ass area of the school sucking on her E-Cigarettes whilst drinking alcohol. You are considered a High School Jackel Cracker if you have had sex with 6+ boys.

Yo dude that High School Jackel Cracker is blowing Tommy all the way back to Alabama! Wait...?

by hit by a bus XD May 2, 2019

Crackersacker

When a white guy hits your balls

There goes one of those crackersackers

by Freakyblackguy May 25, 2016