cracker barrel

Any type of social event that is dominated by Caucasians and thus needs serious racial diversity.

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Cracker Barrel

The easier way to say "Middle America," or anything west of West Virginia, or east of Colorado. The United States Heartland.

"Where did those draconian voting rights laws get passed?" "Oh, in the cracker barrel." "Of course... the states that have age of consent laws under 18 years old."

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son: whats a cracker barrel?
dad: its a group of white pekple

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A group of white supremacists huddled into a U-Haul for transportation to some event or location where they can harass racial or sexual minorities.

We were having a nice picnic at the lake, but then a cracker barrel showed up.

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Verb. When the waiting staff at a restaurant take your order and it takes an hour or more for them to get out to you.

"Did our waiter seriously just go on break? I think he's Cracker Barreling us!"

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An unfortunate occurrence during man-on-man sex in which the participating scrotal sacks SLAM into one another causing discomfort. cracker barrel.

"Take it easy lover! You just cracker barrel-ed me!"

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When a vehicle abruptly crosses multiples lanes in a highway to exit the expressway.

"We unexpectedly planned to exit the expressway, so we had to cracker barrel to make our exit."

Cracker Barrel by huhchoo December 18, 2012

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