Crank dat Soulja Boy

Soulja Boy off in this (oh)
Watch me crank it, watch me (roll)
Watch me crank dat Soulja Boy
Then Superman that (oh)
Now watch me youu (crank dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me youu (crank dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me youu (crank dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me youu (crank dat Soulja Boy), now watch

Crank Dat Soulja Boy when we live in a society (top 10 peter griffin moments, funny edition, try not to laugh epic fortnite montage)

by diccnball October 8, 2020

crank that soulja boy

To suck a male off until orgasm. This act normally takes place between two males.

Pete: Hey guy your cute.
Steve: Oh am I?hehe
Pete: Yeah I would crank that soulja boy on you.
Steve: Whats that?
Pete: *drops on knees instantly* Pull your pants down and I'll show you.

by BreezyWeezy69 December 17, 2008

crank that soulja boy

the act of jerking (cranking) a males penis (soulja boy).

Girl 1: What do i do??
Girl 2: Girl crank that soulja boy!
Girl 1: what if it’s small?

by i<3bigcocksinmyass42069420 April 15, 2020

Crank that Soulja Boy

(vulgar, slang) An extremely painful ejaculation.

Mark was in the school bathroom. He didn't feel so good so he gained a crank that Soulja Boy and had to eject semen out of his fluids so bad it hit two teachers in the face.

by Raspberry Necessary 35 January 9, 2022

Crank that Soulja Boy

Masturbate.

John: Help me!

Kelly: Nah, dude, I'm just busy trying to get this thing off me, but it keeps forcing me to Crank That Soulja Boy, and therefore I am unable to. I'm sorry!

by Mileyjonesthepizzafan July 10, 2022

Crack Open A Cold One with the Boys

1. Consuming a beer, with your friends.

2. A meme.

1.
Bob: Hey boys, wanna crack open a cold one?

2.
Me: *Drives up to window*
Me: Can I Crack Open A Cold One with the Boys?
Employee: Sorry, boys machine broken.
Me: Understandable, have a great day.

by Eridan from HSA June 16, 2017

Crack open a cold one with the boys

idiom that means "To spend time with friends" and can also be spelled as "Crack open a cold one with the bois"

Gotta go, gonna go and crack open a cold one with the boys
I'm just chillin' here, Crackin' open cold ones with the bois

by ♥🗺☠ June 17, 2021