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A giant asshole known best for his unimpressed attitude and his role on America's Got Talent as a judge. He's really, really hated by Bruno Powroznik.
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Man...yesterday I had such a Simon Cowell day...I was fishing on my sailboat, doing some Bud, with my wife blowing my pipe...and I still found a reason to complain!!!
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Simon Cowell, the creator of idol and x-factor, also known for signing terrible ''''''musicians'''''' as 5ive, westlife and Il Divo, Is secretly on a mission to destroy all that is good about music by homogenizing it and changing it from being all about music into all about marketing. Soon all our musicians will be attractive white folk with perfect teeth and no creative talent, knowing only how to sing vapid, cliched love songs in the style of karaoke if he is not stopped soon.
Simon Cowell, the creator of idol and x-factor, also known for signing terrible ''''''musicians'''''' as 5ive, westlife and Il Divo, Is secretly on a mission to destroy all that is good about music by homogenizing it and changing it from being all about music into all about marketing. Soon all our musicians will be attractive white folk with perfect teeth and no creative talent, knowing only how to sing vapid, cliched love songs in the style of karaoke if he is not stopped soon.
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Simon Cowell anti-christ
Simon Cowell anti-christ
by Daneoid81 March 4, 2011
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A guy who is short: "lololol your stupid as shit I'd beat you to death if i saw you in real life"
Stop being such a keyboard cowell; you couldn't beat up shit.
Stop being such a keyboard cowell; you couldn't beat up shit.
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