Coviderology

The art of predicting someone’s future from the number of infections or deaths in a given community or country at a given time, and their birth date.

Fortunetellers in some remote parts of Asia are profiting from coviderology, by advising gullible clients whether or not they should travel hundreds of miles to the nearest city to get vaccinated.

by MathPlus May 4, 2021

covidiversion

When someone is using Covid as a diversion to accomplish their agenda.

That was a total covidiversion so that he could win his constituents.

by Gerg Zonum September 6, 2020

covidiversion

When someone is using Covid as a diversion to accomplish their agenda.

That was a total covidiversion so that he could win his constituents.

by Gerg Zonum September 6, 2020

covidecree

A law that goes into effect due to Covid-19.

Here we go again with another covidecree.

by Gerg Zonum September 7, 2020

Covidiversary

The Anniversary of your diagnosis of Covid-19

Cheers pal, happy Covidiversary

by Ess.Ess.Gee March 23, 2021

Covidersize

A minimal amount of exercise where the only physical activity you get is where you get off the couch to drag in more food and beer some delivery service has dropped on your porch.

Moxy: Man I have put on one helluva Covid-gut.
Ziggy: Bruh, datz because you only get covidersize, git yo ass off the couch and get some real exercise.

by Texas Slacker April 19, 2021