Covidiots are those people who refuse to take the novel coronavirus, COVID19, seriously. They do not practice social distancing. They do not stay at home. They do not cancel parties.
Amy: Why are all of those people still going to the beach for Spring Break in the middle of a global pandemic?
Toby: Because they are Covidiots.
Toby: Because they are Covidiots.
by SpecklemyFreckle April 3, 2020
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covIDIOTitus is the malady a covIDIOT suffers, someone who has Covid-19, is infectious and an idiot who isn’t following proper protocol like isolation and social distancing.
Donnie, bless his heart, in addition to having asymptomatic COVID 19 & being infectious, he also has covIDIOTitus, he’s a covIDIOT who’s recklessly endangering by not following proper protocol like isolation and social distancing. #StayTheFuckAtHome
by Razzmutant April 6, 2020
Get the covIDIOTitus mug.A person who has no medical background and makes statements about the Coronavirus pandemic founded on dubious sources, i.e. social media, an acquaintance, etc
by Pangolin20 March 25, 2020
Get the Covidiot mug.After years of wanting to clean my house, but lacking time to clean it thoroughly, I discovered that that wasn't the reason.
I am kind of starting to understand why pets try to run out of the house when the door opens.
2020 is a unique leap year. It has 29 days in February, 300 days in March, and three years in April.
My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee, it cleans the toilet.
I am kind of starting to understand why pets try to run out of the house when the door opens.
2020 is a unique leap year. It has 29 days in February, 300 days in March, and three years in April.
My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee, it cleans the toilet.
by intenseemotion May 19, 2020
Get the Covidism mug.1) A person who "isn't worried" about Covid-19 because they "aren't old enough." (This does not discount the Covidiot having asthma, obesity, or another major risk factor).
2) Someone who goes on numerous pointless excursions during the aforementioned pandemic, often against local ruling, because they are hollow inside, utterly selfish, and, most probably, lick hand railings.
3) On the extreme, either denies Covid-19 is an issue at all (or real) and/or completely loses their shit and buys no more soap than usual BUT every last disenfectant product & T.P. roll.**
**Despite this, their living space is still as gross as ever.
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2) Someone who goes on numerous pointless excursions during the aforementioned pandemic, often against local ruling, because they are hollow inside, utterly selfish, and, most probably, lick hand railings.
3) On the extreme, either denies Covid-19 is an issue at all (or real) and/or completely loses their shit and buys no more soap than usual BUT every last disenfectant product & T.P. roll.**
**Despite this, their living space is still as gross as ever.
See also: organic portals
Karen the Covidiot can't survive with just the dick pics she collected from Tinder even 6 whole days.
by Man Sees A Spider Dance Troupe March 26, 2020
Get the Covidiot mug.adj, describes someone who is both stupid and very scared of being infected with the covid-19 virus.
describes someone who has been repeatedly told to avoid gatherings but still goes to long crowded lines for unnecessary reasons.
describes people in the third world who still show affection by kissing children regardless of the dangers posed by Covid-19
describes someone who has been repeatedly told to avoid gatherings but still goes to long crowded lines for unnecessary reasons.
describes people in the third world who still show affection by kissing children regardless of the dangers posed by Covid-19
Person 1: This is so covidiotic. people aren't allowed to gather like that. It could lead to a disaster!
person 2: these covidiotic people. all these gatherings for toilet paper rolls.
person 2: these covidiotic people. all these gatherings for toilet paper rolls.
by survivor19 March 23, 2020
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