courtney

-trashy and smokes ciggs all day
-jealous that her boyfriend wants her ex friends
-tries to chill with the "popular" girls (that really everyone hates) because she has no other friends, but she still talks shit about these girls too
-anorexic and hooked on aderal

that courtney bitch is such a cunt

by siiick33 June 14, 2011

courtney

an ugly girl, a self proclaimed whore, one who is still a virgin. pothead. cannot keep secrets or keep her mouth shut. friend to many whores. one with a pig nose.

did you see that girl? she's such a courtney.

by hatersanon December 12, 2010

courtney

A golfing term, where a potentially high scoring round falls to pieces at the back 9.

He had a 4 shot lead then suffered a courtney

by LDUK April 13, 2008

courtney

A big headed, she-male who loves attention and making other peoples lives hell. She also likes to joke about being pregnant and having abusive parents. Often adopted.

"oh look there's mowgli, oh wait that's just Courtney!"

by 209375902 February 02, 2017

courtney

A very immature bitch who is only concerned with her own life and how 'miserable' it is, even though she has it better than most. She also loves any attention she can get.

1. Streetname for a common whore.

2. Codename for a girl with cottage cheese thighs, and extremely large nipples (pepperonis) on extremely small breasts.

3. Often two-faced and completely nasty.

4. Loves fat dudes.

A:"Did you see that girl's thighs?"

S: "Yeah, shes got some nasty courtneys"

A: "Are those pepperonis on her chest???"

S: "No, those are just her courtneys.."

by ohhhsnap3 December 01, 2011

courtney

‘Courtney’ is a synonym for immature, heartless, compassionless, cold-hearted and inconsiderate.
Also used to describe someone who is very stupid and not very intelligent.

“oh, she broke your heart and continues to mess up your life and treat you like crap?”

“yeah”
“oh my god, you’ve got a real Courtney on your hands”

by dannydevitobitch April 16, 2019

courtney

used as a verb, the act of being completely useless and void of intelligence

I was a total courtney after drinking those shots of tequila last night

by tostitos January 01, 2015