Count Fuckula

One who is expert at fucking others
One who counts on getting fucked alot
One who has a massive cock
An experienced ass stretcher

Jesus, that guy is hung like Count Fuckula!!

by Ultralord May 23, 2003

Count Fuckstickula

The biggest baddest douche bag on the planet

Boy that guy is a real Count Fuckstickula.

by Chuckie Cheez November 15, 2011

Country Fuckboy

Talks the talk and but doesn't walk the walk and their boots have never seen dirt. Got that typical curly ass hair sticking out of their flat brimmed cap, and will wear a vest over a sweatshirt, usually lots of carhartt.

Boasts about how good of a driver they are for whatever reason, but drives some subaru or toyota (not even a truck, and not more than 10 years old).

Has never worked any sort of blue collar occupation and is unable to drive a stick shift, but will continue to say they can and choose not to.

Has driven out of the city once in the last month.

Takes their car into a shop for oil changes.

Can't stand old country music.

Vapes.
Somewhere between 16 and 19 years old.
Pretty much your average fuckboy but dresses differently.

Guy 1: Look at this kid over here, shiny ass unscuffed boots, jeans with pre-torn holes.
Guy 2: Dude, that's what you call a country fuckboy.

by Fat chihuahua December 26, 2022

country fucked

when you get fucked by a country boy

"I don't want to be a whore in high school because then I'll get country fucked."

by was.ist.dein.lieblingsfach? March 5, 2024

Cunty Fucking Whore

Something that is so ridiculously aggravating that it defies any perceivable logic

When dumb shit happens in Call of Duty. "Activision you Cunty Fucking Whores!"

When someone at your workplace comes in sick and passes it to everyone.
"I don't want to get sick you Cunty Fucking Whore!"

by crazyITnerd August 17, 2025

Cuntyfuck

1) An exclamation of annoyance

2) An insult

1) "Oh cuntyfuck, I appear to have forgotten my car-keys!"

2) "David Beckham is a total cuntyfuck."

by lesbianlemonpuffwoof April 23, 2009

This Country's Fucked

a political slogan for young Australian's who have lost their faith in Australian society's values of mateship and a fair go. Commonly referenced as TCF.

John Howard lied about the children overboard... This Country's Fucked

by T J Morgan May 1, 2008