count it

A exclamation to be used after just barely but technically performing an accomplishment.

The best thing to say right after sex: "Count it!"

by The Street 57 October 18, 2007

count

•To be of significance

• A low member of the nobility, or a high member of the gentry that has been awarded land.

Your opinion does not count...


The count has ordered the land owners to grant an extra pig to each serf, or pay them two groats a week.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 10, 2004

Count it

After an insult is made, make motion with hands similar to a basketball free throw and proceed to yell "count it" showing your superiority to whoever you just tooled on.

YOUR MOM!!!!! COUNT IT (free throw motion)

by Barney Keller March 8, 2003

no-count

someone that is insignificant.

a person who chooses apathy.

a person who stands for nothing.

a couch potato.

That old geezer saw that car hit hit me but he will not be a witness. He's just another no-count.

My bro won't get off the couch. He's turned into a absolute no-count

by jeff Martin April 4, 2006

counted!

a noun used in sexist battles to acknowledge the fact that they have got a'point' or got one over the opposition

*girl and guy havin an argument*
Kate says: girls rule we can cook better!
Paul says: yeah, in the kitchen, where you women belong, counted!

by gravybaby123 May 13, 2009

Count

A instigator of drama, conflict, and anything that is pure in gamming today, also a coward who is to afraid to fight on equal terms with anyone and makes excuses for everyone, plz ban, block, and remove all contact hes involved in, including all game servers.

hey look its the count x'D!!!! what a loser

by =Count= October 16, 2018

Count

The number of people you have slept with

He fucked her just to get his count up.

by QueenFrostine2 August 8, 2016