Counterhating

The act of defending someone from a hater by counterhating. (countering the hate)
Counterhating is usually done by a friend who delights in pwning, slamming and serving people ( haters ) who hate on the counterhater's friends, family, etc. Mostly, this action is seen on Formspring. Counterhating is done mostly on Formspring by a Formspring Hero, anonymously, and unanonymously.

-on Formspring-

Hater:you wear tights and shorts it looks fucking nasty because your legs are all mishapen and shit. So yeah thats basically 3 things you posed in a time of one year. pathetic.

Friend: get over yourself

Counterhater: HEY HATER. YEA YOU. THE MAYOR OF NEW HATE CITY JUST CALLED. THEY WANT YOU TO POSE FOR THE NEW STATUE THATS BEING BUILT IN FRONT OF THE HATERS' HALL OF FAME. CONGRATULATIONS ON BEING SUCH A HATING HATEFUL HATER YOU HATEFUL HATEFILLED HATER. GO HATE SOMEONE YOU MOTHERHATER.

Friend: xD again with the comebacks >:D

Counterhater: I love Counterhating~ In fact i love it so much, that i think ill define it on UD~ hmmmm yesh~ its not defined yet! ITS MINEEEEEEEEE

by Kashew~ August 28, 2010

countermack

a particular form of cock block in which someone lays down the mack of equal or superior effectiveness to someone else's already existing game-kickage to someone, usually in order to decrease their chances of scoring.

"So I was at this party. Greg was laying down the mack on Robin, but that interfered with my plans since I had been trying to work her for a while. So I laid the countermack on Greg. His game quickly dissolved as I proved him to be a giant mangina"

by BK dymacel August 21, 2007

Zander's Theory of the Counterfactual

The groundbreaking idea of what would have been the case if the opposite of the actual situation had occurred.

DOCES: According to this study by William Easterly, there is no conclusive evidence that foreign aid caused growth in Africa.
BRYAN: But Doces, according to Zander's Theory of the Counterfactual, you have to take into account the fact that Africa could actually be in a worse position if they did not receive any aid to begin with.
DOCES: Bryan, you are by far my brightest student. I'm hungry, lets get some Domino's!

by richdaddy8 July 27, 2011

Contessa

A semi attractive girl that you want to get to know. She is super honest and straight forward, most people don't like her because they don't want to hear the truth. Contessa is amazing and no one deserves her. When she likes a guy, they are lucky to be noticed by her because she only likes the really special ones. Contessa is skinny and beautiful and has one amazing personality. Go get yourself a contessa.

Guy #1: OMG did you see that cute girl yesterday? She looked like a Contessa!
Guy #2: Ya, I wish we had some Contessa's

by Anonymoose31245 May 2, 2018

confessalicous

a sexually act so exciting and wild that you want to join the catholic church just so you can confess it to the Priest.

The other night with the twins was confessalicous. You think I can do a guest confessional at the local church. I need to tell someone of the sins I have committed.

by FunSlutMonkey September 24, 2006

Princess Angelina contessa louisa Francesca banana fanna bo besca the third

Dot warner from Animaniacs’ full name, damn that’s a long fucking name

“I’m Princess Angelina contessa Louisa Francesca banana fanna bo besca the third, but you can call me Dot!”

by YakkoSimp November 28, 2020

mine countenance whereupon

A more proper way of saying "my face when"
Often seen used on ponychan.net

1: Imagine me eating pie
2: (Posts reaction picture) mine countenance whereupon seeing you eat pie.

by gaga374 August 23, 2011