Counterstrike

A game played by nerdy people I see in cybercafes all day. They often wear thick glasses and have faces covered with pimples, due to spending too much time on the computer and sitting in the front of the computer for too long. These type of people have no lives and need serious professional help if they can't overcome their addictions as most nerds are addicted to this game. They often talk only about this gay game and nothing more examples of their conversations include how they "owned" people, which is a nerd language commonly used by nerds and fags to make themselves feel special and cool. Everytime I hear these nerds talking about "owning" or "shooting" or how "ownage" they are I just wanna punch em in the face and break their nerdish glasses. And if I ever do break their glasses, it's for their own good anyways.
couterstrike is a game commonly played by nerds in cybercafes. It's about guns and shooting people and that's about it. It's gay and making these nerds think that they are actually cool talkin 'bout guns and shit.
by fuck you April 26, 2005
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Counterstrike is the first add-on pack for Command & Conquer: Red Alert. It adds new units to Red Alert such as Wonderdogs and Super Jets, as well as giving players new missions and unlocking the secret of the Ant Missions hinted at in the original Red Alert manual.
No, not Counter-Strike, the wildly-popular Half-Life modification. Counterstrike. For Red Alert.
by Joseph D. Collins May 01, 2005
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Counterstrike

A mixed shot containing 1 part Jagermeister, 1 part Tequila.
Created in the midst of a drunken LAN party, the Counterstrike is a shot that's guaranteed to have you wishing you were either: a. Dead or b. Able to stop puking
Man... that last round of Counterstrikes really fucked me up. I'm gone.
by SmokeyJ February 20, 2005
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A wildly popular internet team based game with two basic teams, terrorists and counter-terrorists. Contrary to popular belief, this is not a very good game, nor is it very fun. It gained great popularity because it is a free modification on the aging game Half-life and required no one to upgrade their hardware or purchase a new software. Unlike other fun games, the winners of this game are typically the players who sit quietly in one spot for hours waiting for others to walk in front of them so they can shoot them effortlessly. While this tactic may seem ridiculous, it captured the hearts of hundreds of thousands of under skilled loser gamers, making it the most popular online game by a large margin.

Related terms: Gamer
Loser gamers are often quite fond of playing Counterstrike.
by PENIX May 29, 2009
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Over The Counterstrike

A hilarious machinima series based on Counterstrike: Source. Go see it some time.
by Yo Mom Saddam January 09, 2005
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A sound clip that I heard in a Youtube Poop. I don't know the actual show that it's from. However, it will now be a new internet phrase, soon to become the likes of 'lol' and such.

It's definition: a phrase used to compare one or more thing(s) to Counterstrike, when there may actually be no relation to Counterstrike at all. Sometimes, there could actually be a relation. This expression could simply be used to annoy people or contribute something (although pointless) to the conversation.

*Counterstrike is a modification of the Half-Life video game.
Bob: How are you doing today, sir?

Bum: Well, I have no money, no family, haven't gotten a GED, can't get a job, and I have cancer. Other than that, I guess I'm doing well.

Bob: *thinks* This is just like Counterstrike.
by I haven't one. July 10, 2009
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The third law in a series known as WarOwl's Laws of Counterstrike published in a book by counterstrike theorist WarOwl which states that "if there is a custom map editor, there is a dust 2" referring to the counterstrike map de_dust 2.
Chad 1: "Hey, you want to play some Fortnite? "
Chad 2: "What the fuck? Hell no, who do you think I am? "
Chad 1: "No you see, WarOwl's Third Law of Counterstrike states that there is always a dust 2, so I just wanted to play dust 2 in Fortnite"
by Based_Individual69 April 15, 2021
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