by Patrickthegreatest1 September 14, 2008
Get the coulteredmug. noun (backformation from Ann Coulter): any blonde conservative woman who performs commentary on television, has a radio show, or sells books affirming conservative viewpoints, but who seems to lack expertise in any field or access to even rudimentary facts.
1. My mom still listens to Dr. Laura--even after I pointed out she's just a coulter pretending to be a shrink! 2. Katie Couric's ratings are down. I think it's because everyone's figured out she's really just a coulter. 3. How could James Carville be married to that coulter?!
by Geoffrey Crayon July 18, 2007
Get the Coultermug. To apply your moose knuckle to a man's nose while he is either resting or passed out drunk. This will be followed by photographic evidence and mass amounts of belittling about how gay the person who was Coultered is. More affect can be gained if this is done in only a pair of tighty whities.
Tech 1: "Dude, I was so drunk last night and have the constant stench of balls on my face."
Tech 2: "Dude, you totally got Coultered"
Tech 2: "Dude, you totally got Coultered"
by The Mat January 25, 2010
Get the COULTEREDmug. by Goodnight Dick February 1, 2007
Get the coulter mug. "To coulter" (verb; also nascent social virus):
To vomit up (like a bulimic feline who has swallowed too many hairballs) a bile of baseless, fact-free political rhetoric and hate at everything left of Atilla the Hun or the Grand Inquistor (especially evil Liberals and godless Secularists) for the purpose of inflaming the venom and unbridled vitriol of Joe Six Packs, Jane Rednecks, George Survivalists and John Unilateralists.
Often accompanied by a sudden loss of gray matter, a corresponding emotional anorexia and a tendency to contradict reality.
Sometimes thought to be a variation of "Maggie Thatherism" with legs, though absent a heart.
May orginate in reptile world; destination unknown.
To vomit up (like a bulimic feline who has swallowed too many hairballs) a bile of baseless, fact-free political rhetoric and hate at everything left of Atilla the Hun or the Grand Inquistor (especially evil Liberals and godless Secularists) for the purpose of inflaming the venom and unbridled vitriol of Joe Six Packs, Jane Rednecks, George Survivalists and John Unilateralists.
Often accompanied by a sudden loss of gray matter, a corresponding emotional anorexia and a tendency to contradict reality.
Sometimes thought to be a variation of "Maggie Thatherism" with legs, though absent a heart.
May orginate in reptile world; destination unknown.
Pressed for the truth, she decided to coulter and to attack the speaker with a litany of lies, exaggerations and half-truths.
by the Yeti cat April 16, 2010
Get the Coultermug. To choose not to do something you were supposed to do, because of some lame excuse.
Pertaining to Conservative pundit Anne Coulter's visit to the University of Ottawa in March of 2010, in which she cancelled her scheduled appearance after a few hundred people showed up to denounce her. She claimed they stifled her free speech, though the facts show that she and the organizers made the decision to cancel the event.
Pertaining to Conservative pundit Anne Coulter's visit to the University of Ottawa in March of 2010, in which she cancelled her scheduled appearance after a few hundred people showed up to denounce her. She claimed they stifled her free speech, though the facts show that she and the organizers made the decision to cancel the event.
by RussLBarth March 26, 2010
Get the Coultermug. by patrickthegreat1 October 24, 2007
Get the coulteredmug.