When you drive fast in a corvette (or other hot convertible car), causing your hair to get very messily tangled.
"I almost got away with driving my dad's expensive new car, but when he saw my corvette hair, he knew and grounded me on the spot."
by Nette January 3, 2009
Get the Corvette Hair mug.An American made car, produced by Chevrolet. Characterized by its sharklike styling and, in modern guise, rear-wheel drive layout powered by GM's small block. Competent in handling/cornering, braking, acceleration. In Z06 guise, this vehicle can hang with even the best through the turns with outstanding braking and producing over 1.0G of lateral acceleration.
'Vette owner: That's really too bad that the kid thought my car couldn't corner as well as his Nissan Skyline R-34.
Traffic Cop: Yeah, I know. Nissan hasn't really had any success running the R390 in any competition, yet Chevrolet has been dominating with its C5-R. Oh well, let's go unwrap his poor toy from around that lightpost ... *sigh* ... these kids really should stick to front-wheel drive cars.
'Vette Owner : tell me about it
Traffic Cop: Yeah, I know. Nissan hasn't really had any success running the R390 in any competition, yet Chevrolet has been dominating with its C5-R. Oh well, let's go unwrap his poor toy from around that lightpost ... *sigh* ... these kids really should stick to front-wheel drive cars.
'Vette Owner : tell me about it
by opium June 23, 2003
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1 - a toyota prius that is mainly parked in a garage and only taken out for special drives or occasions.
2 - a toyota prius that the owner thinks is the shit because he/she is driving green.
2 - a toyota prius that the owner thinks is the shit because he/she is driving green.
by azlurker July 27, 2009
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Get the Chevrolet Corvette ZR1 mug.a car that is fast but the owners always drive slow as fock in them and hold traffic up because they're retired and they can go on a gay little sunday cruise and go 5mph under the limit in a car that can go nearly 200mph, when other mofos gotta get their own ass to work. god damn i fucking tail them in my 50hp diesel vw.
corvette driver: "god damn I love listening to Cher"
follower: "Sunday is three days from now you motherfucker!!! go ahead and blow the dust off the gasy pedal and fucking move. you know that car has more than one mother fucking gear! if i paid for a fucking corvette and ran fucking 93 octane in that son of a bitch i wouldn't waste that fucking shit that's worth more than fucking gold driving like a fucking panzee ass gay son of a bitch!!!! i mean come on it's like buying a fucking battle ship to go fucking bass fishing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
follower: "Sunday is three days from now you motherfucker!!! go ahead and blow the dust off the gasy pedal and fucking move. you know that car has more than one mother fucking gear! if i paid for a fucking corvette and ran fucking 93 octane in that son of a bitch i wouldn't waste that fucking shit that's worth more than fucking gold driving like a fucking panzee ass gay son of a bitch!!!! i mean come on it's like buying a fucking battle ship to go fucking bass fishing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Get the Corvette mug.Arrogant Psychological projection by Corvette owners. They make an average of $90,000+ a year and assume teens with Civics or other economical import are ignorant for not buying a Corvette or 500hp Mustang. For some reason they have the delusional thought that a 17 year old working at Wal-Mart or Auto Zone can afford a $55,000 uninsurable car that gets 16 MPG @ 3.55 a gallon. They claim these teens spent 50 grand on their Civics but really most are just 3000 dollar cars with a loud muffler, crappy wing and a K&N air filter.
These guys are usually the same assholes that think everyone not on a crappy Harley-Davidson wants one.
These guys are usually the same assholes that think everyone not on a crappy Harley-Davidson wants one.
Corvette Frank: When are going to get rid of that ricer and get a Corvette.
Teenager: That's a typical Vette owners Corvette Logic. I'll get one when McDonalds starts paying $120,000 a year. Dude I could not pay your insurance rates and you are 58.
Corvette Frank: Back in my day I had a 1965 Pontiac GTO 389/360hp
Teenager: Let me know when gas hits 29 cents a gallon again and Maybe I'll get one.
Teenager: That's a typical Vette owners Corvette Logic. I'll get one when McDonalds starts paying $120,000 a year. Dude I could not pay your insurance rates and you are 58.
Corvette Frank: Back in my day I had a 1965 Pontiac GTO 389/360hp
Teenager: Let me know when gas hits 29 cents a gallon again and Maybe I'll get one.
by Harley Earl April 15, 2008
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