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Kieran Correia

A very short 5’3 male he is very strong for his height he beats tall kids in arm wrestles and he is pretty decent at hockey as he plays Sherwood Park AA kings.
Who is that sexy man is that Kieran Correia?
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Correct Answer Algorithm

(kə-rekt’ - æn’sɜ:ʳ - æl’gə-rɪð’əm)
n.

A step-by-step problem-solving procedure, especially an established, computational procedure to transmogrify incorrect answers into answers found in the back of textbooks.

X = Fғ ∙ Xᴜ + Cғ

where
Fғ = Fudge Factor,
Xᴜ = the undesired answer,
Cғ = Finagle’s Constant

The Fudge Factor is simply the number, 0, and Finagle’s Constant is the answer in the back of the book (or any other answer that might be preferred instead of the current answer.)
Let’s take this baby out for a spin & see how it works...

Suppose you’ve been asked to solve

    eˣ ⁺ ³ = 5

which requires the use of a natural logarithm which you don’t know how to do because you spent your time in your high school math class doing EHAP homework & texting your friends who are now sitting in the same junior college remedial math class you are.

Since you have no chance of using the $200 TI-89 that mommy & daddy bought you to actually solve this equation, you instead use it like a $10 TI-15 & find a brute force, guess-and-check, decimal solution of x = -1.39 . Whew!

You look in the back of the book & see the answer is “-3 + ln 5”. Dang! You’re screwed because this teacher means business & only accepts answers showing all work & matching the answer in the back of the book.

Not so fast… now’s the time to pull out the *Correct Answer Algorithm*…

X = Fғ ∙ Xᴜ + Cғ

Fғ = Fudge Factor = 0
Xᴜ = the undesired answer = -1.39
Cғ = Finagle’s Constant = -3 + ln 5

X = Fғ ∙ Xᴜ + Cғ

= (0) ∙ (-1.39) + (-3 + ln 5)

= 0 + (-3 + ln 5)

= -3 + ln 5

Voilà! A "solution" showing "work" that produces the correct answer!

While this transmogrification works 100% of the time, you do run the risk of pushing your teacher to the point of mumbling stuff like "Well, even if you did show all your work, it isn't the 'Correct' work", "Only three years till retirement", or correctly identifying you as an incorrigible smart ass.
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Over Correct

After ending a relationship with someone, you start looking for a partner who is completely opposite to your previous one.
Dude, after that break up with Jenny, I think I finally found the right girl for me!

Don't be stupid, you're just over correcting
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Correen

North Scottish term for an utterly gorgeous, amazing girl, who should not be given up for anything, even if she lives far away and you don't see her all too often. She will make you very happy, and without her, life will seem dull and grey in comparison. If you end up with this class of female, be proud, because no matter who you are she will always be way out of your league.
"Whoah, Pal, i met up with this burd last night, and im tellin' you, she wis a total Correen"

"No way Pal! well done lad!"
by talljf November 30, 2011
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Chorreadora

Spanish word for squirter. A female who, when excited, gushes / sprays lady love juice.
Ella es una chorreadora

Ella chorrea cuando se lo hacen bien.
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Corbean

A nickname for Corbyn Besson from the band Why Don't We
"OMG Corbean is a cutie"
by boredhodo November 7, 2018
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political correctness

Can be considered pejorative. noun, A term used earliest by American conservatives to neutralize discussions on prejudice in the United States. Used to imply political rights are being taken away from the speaker by the target. Target is implied to be an authoritarian no matter whether or not any actual rights are abridged, thusly most occurrences of the term are used in straw man arguments.
A: You dirty wop.
B: Hey, you're racist!
A: That's political correctness! You're trying to take away my 1st Amendment rights!
B: You're dumb. I'm calling you out, that's all.
A: And thusly, you're more of a racist, than I am!
by CA.B. February 4, 2007
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