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corn dog

Sometimes called "Goosing". To poke someone in the bum hole, no penetration required. This is done on the outside of the clothing. Usually done with a broom stick. The intention is not to draw blood, but rather to make someone jump. Could be considered sexual harassment.
Two brothers are putting up a tent. Brother one drops a tent peg, and bends at the waist to pick it up. Brother two pokes brother one in the bum using he butt of his hammer. This act is a corn dog. No one is hurt. Both laugh. In the future, brother one looks behind him before bending over.
by gobyu2010 March 23, 2012
mugGet the corn dogmug.

corn dog

what you get when you have sex with a chick with a yeast infection
I Spotted the monostat 7 and realized....I Had a corn dog
by STriker January 29, 2003
mugGet the corn dogmug.

corn dog

Noun, and also a verb (corn dogging).
A corn dog is a sexual act on the beach where the male (or whichever party has the dick) pulls out mid-fuck, plunges the moist phallus into the sand, and withdraws it, now covered in a fine layer of sand. Thus the hot beef dog has been corned, and can be re-inserted into the snatch.
Her: I've always wanted to have passionate sex on the beach.
Him: Well, I've always wanted to corn dog you.
Her: I love corn dogs!
Him: I bet you do.
Her: What are you doing?
Him: --
Her: Aahhhh!
Him: How's the sandpaper telegram?
by threezz January 3, 2009
mugGet the corn dogmug.

corn dog

When you fuck a girl in the ass until she shits on your sick then she licks it off
Rogers girl gave him a corn dog
by Big cocks get shat on May 2, 2018
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Corn Dog

When you are penetrating someone anally and you skewer a turd with your penis.
*man pulls penis out of anus and has a glob of scot on it*
Man:....I've got a Corn Dog
by Cuntalroy December 20, 2017
mugGet the Corn Dogmug.

Corn Dog

Lilly: “You swim like a corn dog.”
by TempleFox December 6, 2018
mugGet the Corn Dogmug.

Corn Dogging

When you put on a corn flavored condom, put a corn dog stick up your urethra, and then fuck your partner.
We're from Iowa so we enjoy Corn Dogging.
by En Garde October 17, 2020
mugGet the Corn Doggingmug.

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