cootie queen 

It's what you call the mistress of that son of a biscuit-eating bulldog who's a doo doo head. She may call you a lint licker for being called this.

Some other similar phrases include:
What the French toast?
Pickle you kumquat!
Stinky McStinkface
Hoboken

Lana: Who are you calling a cootie queen? You lint licker!

cootie queen by 2girls1cup December 8, 2007

cootie juice 

hand sanitizer

Gina hands are burning after using cootie juice. She had a few cuts on her hands.

cootie juice by Steel City Dude March 11, 2010

cootie shot 

The only know prevention mechanism against the horrors of cooties.

Recite:
"Circle circle dot dot, now I have my cootie shot"

cootie shot by foozmeister June 22, 2014

Cootie Queen 

One who is the queen of cooties. Often used as an insult. Shown to the public in the famous Orbit Gum commercial.

"What did you think I wasn't gonna find out about your little doo-doo head cootie queen?"

"Who are you calling a cootie queen, you LINT LICKER!"

Cootie Queen by Andrew Coppola January 29, 2008

cootie burger

A derisive term used to describe one who has cooties. Often, but not always, directed at someone of the opposite sex.

No I don't want to be your girlfriend, you deep fried cootie burger!

cootie burger by AnUncleverPseudonym January 19, 2009

cootie kat

a vagina, snatch, pussy or twat

i am gonna wash my cootie kat so i can get some dick tonight

cootie kat by VA CHICK 4 LIFE April 22, 2006

cootie patootie 

anyone that is hot and/or has a hot body.

billy k., you are a cootie patootie with a booty ooty!

cootie patootie by jeniffersays October 31, 2008