coon job 

A person who's attitude towards life is that of a dirty minority.

Also, a person who is being a dickface.

Not to be confused with the sexual act of having sex with a moon cricket.

"Stop being a coon job"
"Hey, look at that coon job over there"
"You know what, i really wish you weren't such a coon job."

coon job by gangmemberjackson June 29, 2009

Cornjob

A task scheduler function in Linux. Also inserting corn on the cob into someone.

Yo did you configre dat cornjob last night? Nah I was getting cornjobbed last night so I’m still sore.

Cornjob by ToxicParm May 28, 2018

coonjabi

A punjabi who seeks validation from their western masters.
This behaviour is deeply rooted in them from the times they used to serve for their British masters during the Raj.

Nikhil305: As an Indian, I can 100% confirm this

Nikhil305 is a coonjabi who seeks internet likes from westoids in exchange for self respect

coonjabi by mildlyoffensive February 27, 2023

cronjob 

A word used by geek to refer to the smoking of cron (marijuana). Named after the tasks that are executed at regular intervals by a UNIX utility called cron.

Look at the time, there's a cronjob about to happen.

cronjob by Tsar Destroy Awesome October 30, 2003

coonjab

noun: a derogatory term for an Indian with overly "hip/hop" mannerisms. The word is very similar to the connotation of "whigger."

Coonjab is a combination of the derogatory term "coon," and punjabi (pronounced poonjabi), which is the largest ethnic group in India.

Man, did you see that Indian guy's grill? he is such a coonjab.

coon koon

coonjab by vartan vartanian May 31, 2009

conjob 

1) when someone takes one of your posetions and hides it, yet you know they have it.

2) A mild insult.

1) "Give me my phone back, I know you have it, conjob!"

2) "Darren is a right conjob" or "CONJOB!!!"

conjob by Ashley Jordan May 2, 2008

cronjob 

Something that you should be VERY pleased to hear your girlfriend say she would like to give you.
Much much better than intercourse.

(derived from unix cron tabs)

"Dude she said she wanted to give me a cronjob!"

"Dude go for it cronjobs are fucking amazing. At least 100 times better than normal sex."

cronjob by The slinky January 16, 2008