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Converge

A brilliant hardcore band with possibly the best lyrics in the genre.
Did you see the Converge show last week? It was fuckin' sick.
by Danagon October 26, 2004
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Conveniently Gay

When someone in a heterosexual relationship decides that they no longer want to be in their relationship and look for a quick escape by claiming they just realized they are gay.
(Conveniently Gay Female to Long-Term Male Companion): I'm sorry, but I just don't think we can keep seeing each other.

(Male Companion): What? The wedding is next week, did I do something wrong?

(Conveniently Gay Female): No, my best friend just helped me realize that I am actually gay.

(Male Companion): That sucks...
by Gemgasmic August 4, 2009
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Convenient Christians

Convenient Christians are in that ever so broad group of God-worshipping hypocrit monkeys, who at any opportunity without fail break a multitude of commandments, whenever it so happens to aid their life.

These are often the ones found preaching to others on YouTube, or over Facebook, and when rivalled are completely ripped to shreds but still fail to concede. This is a sincere act by them, as they are literally so dumbfoundedly blind to any morsel of rational argument, they can't help but argue back.

I take every opportunity to 'preach' my thoughts to these people.

This is not a digg at the 'true' christians, who do not follow conveniently, but truely.
John: Ummm, Jane, why did you get completely drug-fucked and then have unprotected sex with that married man?

Jane: Mrjk I d ho where blo...

John: You're wasted...
Tim: I guess she's one of those convenient christians?
by Two Guns February 26, 2010
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conveniently covid

It was conveniently covid that they couldn’t ship out my order on time.
by JJSizzly May 6, 2020
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convenient amnesia

A self-serving partial or total loss of memory often used as a tool by politicians who often promise wondrous things only to renege on their promises once elected.
To curry favor with the masses Vermin Love Supreme promised ponies for everyone, but once elected, however, he got convenient amnesia.
by MurdochMaxwell October 20, 2020
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Converception

Noun: a converception; verb: to perform an act of converception.

To have a conversation about a pre- or co-existing conversation that was or is currently being held by two or more participants. The conversation can be reported, paraphrasing or not, using first or second hand information and can refer to conversations that took place between any two persons, whether or not themselves were involved.

If a participant, gaining secondhand information to a previous converception, reports their information to a new participant, the result is the creation of a new layer and so it continues. Had the information passed down turned out to be false, a verbal 'kick' can be performed by one or more subjects to the original converception whereby from thereon the converception is over. Only when this situation occurs are all participants returned to reality.

If the content of an original conversation selected to undergo the process of converception is falsely reported or the result of guesswork, a converception cannot take place.

In simple terms, a conversation that is reported within a conversation. Derived from the film title 'Inception' (Nolan, 2010) where dreams exist within dreams.
Example 1
A: "And David said to Victoria...and she said..." etc.

Example 2
A: "What are David and Victoria talking about?"
B: "David is telling her that he doesn't want to be friends any more."

Example 3:
A: "John told me that Peter told him that David was talking to Victoria about their situation."
B: "Woah! Third level converception, man!"
by LingWhizKid December 27, 2011
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convenient memory

a collection of events one can suddenly forget or remember.
Julie: "Paul said you were talking to some chick at the party and you asked for her number."
Todd: "Umm... I don't remember talking to any girls at all!"
Julie: "Yeah, sounds like you have a convenient memory."
by badazzMC March 21, 2010
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