contrigulated

the expression felt when someone has uttered something that makes you question if they are intellectually subservient.

“Check this out! My dog got hit with an orbital cannon which was launched from my girlfriends ass!”

“I’m absolutely contrigulated”

by smurfyy. September 29, 2023

contrigued

To be "concerned" and "intrigued" at the same time

Friend: You hear about that one local man who became paralyzed from eating 413 McNuggets?

You: Yeah?

Friend: I'm gonna try to beat that limit.

You: Dude, I'm contrigued. It's a bad idea, but knowing your fat ass, I wanna see how this plays out.

by Cobra DarkStar March 24, 2024

contrigued

To be "concerned" and "intrigued" at the same time

Friend: You hear about that one local man who became paralyzed from eating 413 McNuggets?

You: Yeah?

Friend: I'm gonna try to beat that limit.

You: Dude, I'm contrigued. It's a bad idea, but knowing your fat ass, I wanna see how this plays out.

by Cobra DarkStar March 24, 2024

Contrigued

Being concerned and intrigued at the same time.

Friend: You hear about the one guy who got paralyzed from eating 413 Chicken McNuggets?

You: Yeah?

Friend: I'mma beat that record

You: Dude, knowing you, I'm contrigued

by Cobra DarkStar April 2, 2024