conosexual

One who enjoys taking a road cone, and simulating copulation by inserting it into another road cone held by their friend between their legs (this can be at the front or back).

God, I'm sooooo coney. Thrust your orange and white throbber into my cone.

by Con May 9, 2003

Coops

Noun

1. An individual who believes he has style, flair and sex appeal
He doesn't.
2. Celebrated hero of Maidstone, the pinnacle of style. Well, if you can stand the cufflinks and sock suspenders.
3. Frontman for the Anti-Feminist League.

Verb

To do a Coops:
1. To possess the courage of a lion, and then use it to come on to other people's girlfriends and get himself owned.
2. To perform an action that merits abuse, mocking, and in some cases an ambulance for those witnessing it.

Noun
A -"There goes Coops"
B - "Shame about those Gucci socks"

Verb
A - "Did you just try and pull that guy's wife?"
B - "Yeah"
C - "Dude, way to do a Coops

by The vocal majority July 6, 2005

Conosethesis

Someone who is afraid of others

Banso: Hey buddy, you have conosethesis?
Menasi: Go away! Leave me alone! please!

by 00jace no.2 November 2, 2013

Conipshit

Noun:
an intense coniption that is sooo bad its not just any old conniption, its a conipshit

OH MY GOD!!!! This is such a conipshit! Just shut up and sit down!

by stephen. end of story. April 20, 2009

Coops McGoops

a bro who is willing to chill hard core. This term is used to describe a "bro" who is always engaged in long boarding.

Coops McGoops is the man! he shreds on the long board bro.

by chiefsfan May 21, 2010

conosaure

a fucking gigantual human. ballin since forever and can always get him self out of sticky situation.

mate im a fucking conosaure out in this jungle

by nigga with white attitude February 16, 2014

conostrilundrum

the most difficult instrument to play in the known universe, some say it can play whole orchestras level of music at once. only one man is known to master this instrument. that man is john hassall.

pete - oi john, play us a song on the conostrilundrum.

john - alright.

by youre mum October 17, 2014