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Cookie Jam

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Where an apparently harmless invite to play a certain App Store game is actually a code word for an invite to fudge pack or donut punch.
Bryant just invited me to play cookie jam. Uh oh... We all know what that means.
by Mr. Gazelle May 17, 2016
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The term given to abunch of naive, gullible, impotent old men who pride themselves on the mismanaged financial support which they blindly offer to younger drug addicted bag whores and needle rats. They thrive on exhibiting control over their subjects which consist of turned out and washed up, brainwashing victims. Often these girls suffer from low self esteem, delusions of grandeur, and pathological lying which creates a situation in which a support group is needed.
Hey Mon, your chili dog really has the best flavor in town. I really like the way you boosted my ego and cradled my balls with your ass at the last cookie support group.
by Ranchgirls December 13, 2020
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cookie-cutter

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Marked by sameness and a lack of originality; mass-produced. Often used to describe suburban housing developments where all of the houses are based on the same blueprints and are differentiated only by their color.
I wouldn't live in one of those ugly cookie-cutter houses for a million dollars.
by Greenie March 24, 2004
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Cokie Smurf

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Wonderful and lovely person who just happens to have a coke habit and smurfish qualities
Abi is such a Cokie Smurf its jebbs
by Special K Spacewalks June 3, 2009
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When your friend with a thick ass plays uno or any game with the boys.
Cookie’s and cake is made for being named Justin who are cracked at fortnite.
by Cookieman’s ass cheeks March 21, 2022
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A girl or boy who "claims" one of the oposite sex as theirs by flirting with whoever could be a potential girlfriend/boyfriend.

Comes from young children who lick all the cookies so no one else can take them
"So Jennie, tell me about this Conner guy again".
"No! He's totally mine, I so claimed him!" giggled Kate.
"Jeez Kate, you're such a cookie licker".
by Tyra Oakley June 4, 2010
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cookie

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And so to appease the gods, we offered them a cookie. It seemed to work.
by super official source August 12, 2014
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