Conker hunt

A child friendly way of calling an individual a cunt.

'Stop being a conker hunt mate!'

by Johnumadbroumadbroumadbro October 10, 2011

Conker's live and reloaded

Sequal to conker's bad fur day. Teminator like story with the tedis being the machines and the sqrills (can't spell today :)!) as the humans... is debatable as whether or not it will actually be better than Halo 2

Conker's live and reloaded looks so awesome

by chrisguy September 27, 2004

conker warrior

homosexual practice of banging testicles off each other

what a pair of conker warriors

by GhorHoor June 14, 2017

conker's bad fur day

the best n64 game known to man

conker's bad fur day is good

by wsxdeck April 1, 2021

conker crack

Someone who balls hang at the same height, can result in pain if they have fat inner thighs..

"fuck me just crossed my legs and crack my conkers, argh.."

by Derek Danksworth June 25, 2005

Conker Hunting

A way of hardening conkers so that they can reach maximum tensile strength. This is done by inserting the conker into a womans vagina allowing the said conker to pickle for a month, before hunting for the toughed conker and removing it ready for a good old conker match!

Steve: 'Dude, we should totally have a conker match tomorrow'
John: 'Yeh sure, i shall go conker hunting this evening as i have left the hugest conker in julie's pussy to pickle for the last 4 weeks'

by CharlieHobbit December 20, 2008

Conker-arm

The affliction upon the rear of the forearm from repeatedly missing a swing during a game of conkers and hitting your arm. The pain for the next couple of days is known as conker-arm.

Boss: James you have been off work for the past 3 days, why?

James: Conker-arm

Boss: A worthy cause.

by The Wicks September 27, 2006