Confused

A highly offensive term for bisexual people. It's just as offensive as calling a homosexual the "F-A word"

Jerk: "That guy is making out with another guy, he's under 18 so he must be confused"

by Tahoejunkie May 03, 2008

confusation

An exchange of dialogue without the exchange of logic or understanding.

I overheard a confusation between a christian and a scientologist this morning. It was basically a futile debate between mythology and science fiction.

by chendy April 21, 2008

confuser

the term for a computer used by someone who has trouble using them.

"how do you turn the confuser off? do i just pull the plug out of the wall?"

by el_ectra May 11, 2007

Confuser

A confuser is someone who you are attracted to despite not usually fancying someone of that gender

Dave: I usually like girls but I do have a bit of a thing for Johnny Depp
Hazel: Oh, he's your confuser. Mine is Drew Barrymore

by badbumblebee March 09, 2010

confuse

Make no sense

Last time you gave me a pie, I cut into it, and birds flew out of it, hitting me in the face and chin. I was confused. It was a trick pie

by Pedro Mendez Mulachos April 18, 2003

Confusion

To drive others crazy trying to make them figure out shit!

Mr Confusion is a confusing man

by Antonio November 14, 2003

Confusion

What happens when something (a cat, dog, or otherwise) steps/walks across the keyboard causing a jumble of letters usually without understandable words. Usually after this comes a reason for why it happened.

Typer One: "Hey so whats up?"
Typer Two: "Not much, you?"
Typer One: "Oh im doing findewfvguik,;p"
Typer Two: "What?"
Typer One: "Sorry my cat walked across the keyboard."
Typer Two: "Oh, okay...I was really confused..."
Typer One: "There shoudnt be any confusion, you know my cat does that..."

by Yazamin January 01, 2010