Confuckulations

:the act of telling someone that you are pissed because of his or her fuck up
:the act of sarcastically telling someone thank you for fucking you up

Jamie: You told Anna I liked her?
Gerard: Yes I did! You guys taking the next step now?
Jamie: Nah mate! She asked me to stay away until I get over my feelings for her! Confuckulations! You really hit it out of the park!

by Dope_fam1 January 10, 2017

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Confuzulation

adj; Like bamboozleing someone but better

verb; confuzzled, confuzulated, confuzzlemicated - being confused / bamboozled by someone

'Man, after you smoke this shit im gonner give you some hardcore confuzulation thatll fuck your mind.'

'Im so confuzulated right now'

by PlymouthhhhKid April 1, 2009

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confapulation

The conscious, convenient and willful filling in the gaps of information and/or facts to suit one's needs, purpose or agenda. The ensuing sense of personal intense, short-lived pleasure and satisfaction one receives from having done so, much like engaging in masturbation. A means of spreading lies, half-truths and innuendo for a political end and feeling great about having done so.

"Eager to do whatever he could to help boost his candidate's sagging poll numbers, John wasn't beyond engaging in a little old-fashioned political confapulation to try and help reverse his candidate's sliding numbers, knowing what he was saying about the other candidate was completely false."

by wordsmith08 October 27, 2008

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