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Confident Texter

The act of being overly confident during times of texting and FB chatting, while when seeing the textee in person lacking any social skills at all.
Yeah this person said so much stuff to me when he/she texted me last night like "you are so beautiful we need hangout right now!" The next day I saw him/her in class and all he/she said was "hey". Such a confident texter.
by skipitybop March 16, 2011
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condiment king

one who hoards free ketchup packets, mustard packets, relish, salt, pepper, sugar, and so on. occasionally has tons of free napkins as well.
person 1: hey, you wanna see something?
person 2: uhh, sure i guess.
*pulls out drawer filled with assorted condiments*
person 1: CALL ME THE CONDIMENT KING!
by Organplayerdoner December 26, 2011
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confinement loaf

Lit., A dish traditionally served to inmates or shipmates, rumored to contain saltpeter (potassium nitrate or sodium nitrate), a notorious suppressor of male libido; Figuratively, any unsaisfying answer, inadequate response, or chicken-shit explanation given by the powers-that-be to anyone subject to their authority.
"I tried to get a straight answer from the warden, but all he was dealin' was confinement loaf."

"I asked her ten times what was wrong, but all she'd serve me was confinement loaf."

"The reporters kept coming back to what Bush actually said, but all they could get from his press-secretary was confinement loaf."
by Dr. Warren James December 26, 2008
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Confirmed Sex Haver

Someone who has a child or has clearly evidenced they have sex.
Billy: Dad!

Dad: We’ve talked about this Billy.
Billy: (snidely) Confirmed sex haver
by Slaken April 11, 2019
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by therocker11 January 17, 2009
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Condiment Salad

When a person who is cheap makes a "free" salad from the fixings bar at a burger restaurant. They will pile shredded lettuce with onions, tomatoes and whatever else is available on the bar.

They will make their own salad dressing by mixing ketchup with mayonnaise and relish.

The condiment salad is usually made on a hamburger wrapper or basket liner.

The condiment salad goes well with Jewish lemonade and is popular with the mature Florida set.

Family members are generally horrified by the actions and tend to sit on the other side of the room away from them.
Mom, tell me you aren't going to cheap out and make a condiment salad to go with your jewish lemonade and pay nothing.
by Patty B Wyte September 3, 2019
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confident 7

The confident 7 is the last chick you can meet out at the bar. You are barely interested in her, nothing more than maybe a brief conversation and the intentions of having a one night stand. She however is confident and thinks that she is an 8 or 9, or even worse a 10. In this scenerio, she might blow you off, not give you any receptive attention, even though she really isn't worth the time.

To further explain, normally when out at the bar there are 7s, 8s, even sometimes 9s who have lower self-esteem. Not the confident 7. They are the worst. Sometimes you won't even be able to fully identify if she is indeed a confident 7 until you have put in your entire night's worth of gaming on her and at the end of the night when you are expecting sex, she might not even give you her number.
Mike: "Dude, what do you think of that girl at the bar? She's kinda cute right? I bet I could probably slam it tonight."
Tom: "Don't waste your time. I introduced myself to her and she blew me off. And she really isn't even that cute."
Mike: "The confident 7s are the worst!"
by PDM1 August 15, 2010
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