conducive

Tending to contribute to, encourage, or bring about some result.

Working conditions are not conducive to productivity.

by Giftediq May 29, 2009

conducive to my situation

an intelligent-sounding way to state whether or not a certain outcome is likely or possible.

even though i really like that Frank, his lack of a job is not conducive to my situation.

by that_sassy_girl January 14, 2011

conduct card

gettin in fucking trouble at school

Being warned by the teacher

by AgentGOD February 2, 2004

angry conductor

Inspired by the Angry Pirate, the Angry Conductor uses a modified approach where the male, being about to ejaculate, removes his member from his partner's mouth and ejaculates into his/her hair. The receiver of this spermy goodness then chases the donor around the room while using both hands to remove the semen from their hair, in a motion suggestive of an overly animated symphony conductor. Stick is optional.

"I gave Lisa an Angry Conductor last night. Big mistake; she'd just paid $150 to have her hair done. I'm in deep shit now."

by el_swino September 24, 2004

penis conduction

Something that usually happens in shop class.
Penis Conduction is like initiation or a dare, when you make an electrical circut using batteries and wires and complete the circuit using your penis. THis usually ends in what people like to call a feeling that feels like getting head, although this is unaccurate.

Mike: "Ok Jerry, put your dick in it."
Jerry: AHAAAA!!!!!

by Spade713 June 11, 2005

condocean

An ocean of condos. Condos as far as the eye can see.

We were following the Honda, but lost it in the condocean of look-alike streets.

by Jay Kay Kaleb June 7, 2018

Conducing

1.Doing too much. 2. Conducting bullshit energy

Man you be doing too much, I swear you be conducing.

by Mz. Foxie December 7, 2019