concussion cock

when someone with foreskin fakes a concussion to get out of a football game.

"concussion cock sucks"

concussion cock by the ultimate secret January 21, 2007

Concussion Grenade 

1.) An anti-personnel device that is designed to damage its target with explosive power alone.

2.) A type of fart where hopefully the Boom warns you before the Shock wave hits, usually resulting in holding one's breath and calling an O-ring repair doctor.

1.) "The perpetrator was neutralized by a concussion grenade."

2.) "Oops! Did u just hear that concussion grenade, quick plug your nose!!"

Concussion Grenade by Firehawk21_2001 March 17, 2014

Concussion dot com 

An endearing term for when somebody near you falls over and hits their head badly.

(Small child falls off a slide and bangs his head.)
Passer by: "Ooo concussion dot com"

Concussion dot com by JS90 November 26, 2010

concussion protocal 

After a head injury (concussion), one must follow "protocal" to avoid serious and deadly consequences. I speak from experience.

Following a jarring hit to the head, the player was put on Concussion Protocal, whereas he had to be monitored by team Physicions...

concussion protocal by Fallsalot October 24, 2023

concussion protocal 

After a head injury (concussion), one must follow "protocal" to avoid serious and deadly consequences. I speak from experience.

Following a jarring hit to the head, the player was put on Concussion Protocal, whereas he had to be monitored by team Physicians...

concussion protocal by Fallsalot October 24, 2023

Concussion humor

When someone or a group of people make the same exact joke regularly and out of its context and still think its funny everytime

You know someone who has concussion humor

Concussion humor by ArchonGrid March 13, 2026

Pussy concussion 

Pussy concussion happens due to blunt force trauma of hand, dick or paddle. Knocking pussy out cold. Only form of cure known at the moment is oral resuscitation.

If you are not practiced at oral resuscitation, please, seek immediate and urgent care from a Pussy Concussion Healer and practiced medician.

*Scarlet was thrilled with the veracious appetite of her lover, until she had to seek treatments for her pussy concussion”

Pussy concussion by whydoidothethingsthatido October 15, 2021