Go compost yourself

Ultimate eco-nerd insult, invented by lifeguards in Pittsburgh. Your not worth trash, or recycling, you need to decompose and come back as a plant.

“Jared, you forgot to bring the kombucha! Go compost yourself”

by plantlord69 May 26, 2019

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Composite Truncheon

A truncheon made from a composite materials or an erection.
Wood is a composite material.

I said to the girl in the bar the other night, have you seen my composite truncheon? She looked at me, and I said cos I've got wood!

I swear that smokin chick was checking out my composite truncheon!

by Svenagain March 6, 2010

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Compushitting

Using the computer while at the same time taking a shit.

Because of his compushitting ability, John was able to write his english paper while taking a shit before class.

by hoffmonkey2 April 15, 2009

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Compository Splicing

The act of taking apart a piece of written material, usually from the center of the work for editing. The edited section is then replaced into the piece, hopefully making the written work better than the original.

I absolutely DESPISE compository splicing; I can never do it without messing up somehow.

by Cetra October 9, 2008

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CopeShit

Standing for Copenhagen Shit. It is the act of putting a dip of Copenhagen snuff in your lip while sitting on the toilet taking a shit. Very popular among Cowboys and good ol' country boys because there is no need for a spitter. You simply spit between your legs into the toilet below.
Also called a dip shit.

Classmate: Why were you in the bathroom so long during class last period.
Me:I took a nice ol' CopeShit.

by Chasedrodeo January 25, 2016

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