complicated

"Relationship status" thru the eyes of a weary home wrecker.

As young Alison cleaned her room and sorted thru her hair care products, she like totally wondered why life had to be so complicated for her and her married boyfriend.

by DiedAlone March 8, 2009

It's complicated

An easy brush off when you don't want to explain something.

Aunt: How is that internship search going?
Joe: It's complicated.

by aerospaceeng February 16, 2010

complifusing

a morph of confusing and complicated. when something is so complicated, unnormal, unusual, irregular, or akward that it leaves you feeling confused, out of place, or stupid

These directions are so complifusing, i might as well just go home and wack it.

by kabalooba October 24, 2007

Cumplicated

Occurring when a relationship finally involves jizz but hasn’t yet been firmly established, by onlookers, or by participants, as “a thing”. Nothing’s official, except the orgasms.

Jenny and Matt did the dirty, but they hadn’t yet gone public. Things were cumplicated.

by Henryharlem October 29, 2020

complicamacated

Extremely Complicated in the most Extravagant way, a term used by professional failures

"Man who is that guy?"
"Oh that's Steven, he's complicamacated, lucky we're with AAMI!"

by "sHe'S jUsT a FrIeNd" June 2, 2021

complisult

An compliment mixed with an insult, neither hidden.

Sdean: You have nice eyes there, big nose
Sdean: see thats a compliment mixed with an insult I call it a complisult

by 403forbidden August 30, 2006

complicated

A relationship status that essentially conveys that "it's not going to work out." The term "complicated," masks the truth of the situation for the two in the relationship, but everyone else knows what "complicated" means.

Billy and Jane hadn't seen each other in sometime. When confronted by George, Billy said that his relationship was "complicated."

by Dane Roberts January 14, 2007