Cumikaze

A guy who makes the ultimate sacrifice, his dignity, a random chick that constantly rejected him for four and a half years until he was rejected.

That boy is gonna end up being a cumikaze if he keeps following that girl around.

by Sol G June 12, 2018

Cumikaze

When you bust nut into your own face

Billy was home alone and accidentally cumikazed himself

by Swagdaddy22 October 11, 2018

cummikazes

When you cum so hard your balls explode

I just saw some people do some cummikazes at the club!

by Cummikazes February 9, 2021

commakaze

The point in which an English major or swamped college student's brain shuts down grammatically. Which usually ends up with a comma bukkake of the sorts.

Ah man I commakaze-d that paper, thank god for Word.

by bronxblazer March 15, 2010

Comikaze Artist

An artist that googles images of a subject then uses parts from all the images to create a new version of the original.

My tattoo artist makes my images unique because she is a comikaze artist.

by Tattoo Kim 1.3 September 27, 2023

complaze

1. to be lazy and complain
2. to complain about being lazy

ie - "i totally want to get up off the couch, but i'm way too lazy", respond with: "stop complazing" (OR) "you complaze way too much"

by timewasters February 28, 2010

Cockikaze

A desperate and extreme act of cockblocking, based on the kamikaze principle of self-destruction as an offensive technique. Cockikaze is the act of cockblocking with such power and zeal that you not only prevent others from getting any, but yourself as well. Can also be used as a title for anyone performing a cockikaze act, or as an adjective for extraordinary and reckless cockblocking behavior.

As a noun: "We gotta clear this party out before mom and dad get back. I'm gonna do a cockikaze; the dudes will leave if we can drive all the chicks out; none of them hoes are bangable anyway."

As a title: "Good evening, ladies and gentlemen! My name is Commander Cockikaze, and I'm licensed and certified in the art of cockblocking. That means I'll be making sure nobody gets laid tonight, myself included!"

As an adjective: "This party is a complete clusterfuck. I had these two hotties on my jock, then some douchebag went totally cockikaze and tried to felch the neighbors' dog, and all the chicks left. Now it's a sausage fest!"

by Admiral Viggo August 8, 2014