Keyboard Commando

Someone who acts tough behind a keyboard online, but can't say the same things in real life.

Keyboard Commando: 'That's complete shit! You're wrong! If I saw you in the street, I'd bash you!'

Real Life: 'Oh ... Hello ... Of course you are right and I am wrong. Sorry ... I won't disagree with you.'

by Papewaio March 2, 2010

Chain of Command

Hierarchical military structure, by rank, on how orders and complaints are filed and petitioned.

"You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here." -Jayne Cobb -

by Archidamus December 13, 2009

on command

Wanting To do something and doing it when you want to

I can sit on command

by Dexco January 15, 2018

Sleeping Commando

Sleeping naked.

I'm sleeping commando tonight

by Schw4rtz July 30, 2012

Commas

Slang for money, typically in large amounts. Derived from the fact that written values are separated by commas to simplify reading, e.g. 100,000,000, thus indicating that the amount alluded to is of considerable size.

"hey, how many commas you got in your bank account?"

"hand over the commas"

"we'll include yo mama, if you fuck with my commas" - Ice Cube

by 2pac4lyf October 3, 2010

commagraph

when you leave a lengthy comment on Myspace.

George left quite the commagraph on my Myspace.

by Justin Killmer November 4, 2008

COMPMAXIMENTIS

COMPMAXIMENTIS:- Is the description of a mind that is not just highly efficient, it's excessively creative and highly effective - E V E N when you're asleep!

I've only chatted with that woman a couple of times, but, as far as I'm concerned, she's deeply COMPMAXIMENTIS, I think she'll come up with a great plan!

by 1STFABARM May 20, 2019