Clarissa

A Clarissa is a word meaning beautiful and perfect in every single way.

Person 1 "Did you see that Clarissa girl?"
Person 2 "Yeah, she was fineeeee...

by BeautyQueen2008 May 18, 2008

Clarissa

name of an average girl that is really pretty, but is crazier than a mushroom stamp. Can sing like an angel, no better, like a Clarissa. Competitive and the one ur boyfriend will leave you for. Always has a nice ass, but doesn't show it off like a slut. (Which is most of society.) people watch out cuz she's good at mind manipulation. If you suddenly feel violated upon reading this, it's cuz Clarissa has raped your mind.

Shaniqua: Oh God, there goes Clarissa again. Dayumm; i wonder how she got her ass like that.
Carlos: She was born like that. And just so you know, no one likes ur cottage cheese thighs.

Clarissa walks by...
Carlos: Ohhhhhh shit my head hella hurts... Shaniqua get me some tylenol bitch...be useful

by Clarrot84 January 3, 2010

colorism

Racism within members of the same race. For instance, light-skinned African Americans looking down on and discriminating against darker-skinned African Americans.

Colorism is just as harmful as racism perpetrated by whites on blacks.

by anne white December 19, 2008

Clarissa

A Clarissa is that girl that all the guys love. She is usually has a great body and a beautiful smile. Every girl wants to be like a Clarissa and thats why heaps of them are jealous of her. She is smart, funny, sexy, lovable and a hopeless romantic. You can tell if a Clarissa likes you if you see her glancing at you or asking you the most random questions.

Guy 1: Did you see that girl?
Guy 2: Yeah, she's so hot !
Guy 1:She must be a Clarissa
Guy 2: Yeah look at all the girls giving her dirties !

by HellaFella February 4, 2010

reverse colorism

hatred or discrimination of light skinned blacks

Some blacks falsely claim most house slaves were light skin blacks this is reverse colorism.Phillis Wheatley was a dark skin house slave.

by heather70 December 24, 2008

Clerissa

Loving, balanced, beautiful and kind hearted. Bad ass to the fullest. She's a keeper!

Gotta have that clerissa..

Watch out for a clerissa..

by Balanced December 20, 2016

Colossal Shitstorm

A shitstorm of such epically huge proportions that it blocks out the sun and throws the world into a stinky, everlasting night. Metaphorically, of course.

My mom found my Perc 30's. She is sharpening a knife, and my dad is preparing to waterboard me. What a colossal shitstorm I have screwed myself into!

by EDKirk January 20, 2011